CHEESE AND RICE!! I FRIED MY NADS!! XP

Ok, this just had to be said. I know it's been a really long time since this movies been out but WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS?!! OMG!! After watching Dragonball Evolution, I basically want to cry my self to sleep now. Nothing made any sense. Ok, for one the actors sucked. Goku did not remind of of Goku at all. Plus, everything in the beginning is totally wrong. Goku's grandpa was supposed to be dead during childhood, he doesn't meet Master Roshi (who is supposed to be living on a tropical island instead of in the middle of a giant hole in this random city), Goku didn't go to school, Chi Chi is supposed to be the daughter of King Yama and not just some chick that Goku meets at his high school and knows about Ki but never said who taught her, Oozaru is supposed to be HUGE and not just some guy in a monkey suit, Goku learned the Kamehameha as a kid by just giving it a try one day and destroyed Bulma's car and not when Goku wanted to 'get some' from Chi Chi and tried to do Kamehameha blasts (which is considered 'air bending' in the movie,this isn't FREAKIN' Avatar) to light some candles, Mai worked for Emperor Pilaf and not Piccilo, and Goku didn't wear such huge pants O_O, Yamcha is supposed to know how to fight (he talks WAY to anime-ish for the movie although I do laugh at his corniness XD), I don't know who Sifu Norris is but I think it's actually supposed to be Mutaito (Master Roshi's teacher who gave his life to seal Piccolo and not 7 wizards or something like that), and there's probably more I can't think about but the movie was pretty much inaccurate. It was cheaply made and had some of the cheapest actors you could get. Although, I did like the fact Chi Chi was played by Jamie Chung . Still a bad actor though. lolz. Oh well, if this movie and, from what i heard, Speed Racer were terrible, I hope to God that they DO NOT screw up the Cowboy Bebop movie. OMG! If they screw this up, I will go down to there myself and forcefully make them watch the series from beginning to end to make them get it right. It was supposed to be a $50 million movie but apparently they had to cut back because it was WAY too expensive. They better hope it's still good or ALL HELL WILL BE UNLEASHED!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

By the way, the title is something Yamcha said in the movie when hot steam blows in his crotch. I laughed like 50 times before I got it out of my system. It was just so corny and random, it was hard not to laugh XD.

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