Oh wow here we are again. Back to Neverland, the birth place of SHIT GETTING REAL. Seriously, something EPIC or LIFE CHANGING always happens here. With Sora we get to see Kairi for the first time and I also think it might be the first time we see Riku in his Evil!Jumpsuit. Aqua has a show down with Vanitas, Terra kinda figures out he's been an idiot the whole time. So what will Ventus be learning in the magical World of Neverland?
- A star’s having a seizure or something… Mickey?
- Well any way you slice it we’re in Neverland!
- Oh hi it is Mickey! And... a dark portal?
- VANITAS!
- Hi Vanitas what brings you to this neck of the woods?
- Uh oh… seems like we’ve crash landed! The lost boys find him along with Tinkerbell who wakes Ven up with a BOOT TO THE HEAD!
- Apparently… he sat down and fell asleep? Urrr… maybe that shockwave gave you some brain damage Ven. We should probably have you checked out.
- Off go the lost boys and Tink… to find a shooting star. And Ven is all like “AODUGAOGHAOGUOAHAGJA!”
- So off we all go to find a shooting star!
- Oh hi there Peter!
- Peter’s all like “I found real pirate treasure!” And it looks like the boys are gonna go off with Peter until Tink gets pissed. So… we’re splitting up. Ven and Tink are going after the shooting star and Peter and the boys are going after the pirate treasure.
- So we’re at the Indian Camp when we spot the Star Shard and… A CAPTAIN HOOK!
- Oh god we’re here at exactly the same time Terra is!
- Hook captures Tink and then a hoard of Unversed comes to stop us from saving Tink.
- After kicking butt and taking names Ven hurries after Hook but he’s lost them. And… there’s a sparkly palm tree?
- Oh good lord is this a flashback?
- Totally is. I TOLD YOU VEN WAS THE KING OF FLASHBACKS!
- So again we go through the whole “What are stars?” bit from the beginning, again. And everybody giggles and BLAH BLAH BLAH! WHAT WAS THE POINT?!
- So Peter comes down and Ven tells him Tink has been “pixie-napped” so while it is probably a trap we’re off to go save Tink!
- Again Hook thinks it’s a good idea to shoot cannons at us so… lovely. BUT HERE’S TINK! Yeap, Terra probably just left, seeing as how Tink’s free now.
- OH FUCK YES!
- We get to GLIDE!
- Ven’s feet are never touching the ground again, ya’ll!
- So Peter’s going to take out the cannons and we’re going to take out Hook. Sounds easy enough.
- Oh hey it’s a Hook! He… seems to think Peter’s dead via cannon fire because he hasn’t showed up yet.
- Ven’s all like “GUESS AGAIN HOOK!” So Hook takes out is telescope and sees that Peter has taken over his ship.
- ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO GET TO FIGHT HOOK?!
- Oh for the love of fraggle rock! The crocodile shows up again…
- BUT WAIT WE DO GET TO FIGHT!
- So with Hook defeated (not dead, seeing as he’ll still be around in 10 years) the crocodile once again chases him off.
- And here comes the lost boys with the treasure chest.
- All of the boys are like “HECK YES!” but the treasure is gone, remember? So it’s time to put stuff in there that’s really special. A bunch of wooden swords and… a tooth brush?
- Nooo Mr. Wookeys!
- Awww Ven! He’s like “I don’t need it anymore if I have Terra and Aqua! Our best memories are still ahead!” I could kiss you boy! You’ve finally grown up!
- Tink’s about to put the Star Shard in and Ven’s like “Urr, that’s my friends.” But Tink doesn’t give it back until Peter scolds her.
- As soon as Ven gets it in his hands it warps him off somewhere.
- And up above a star is having a seizure. Lovely.
- Peter’s like “Don’t worry, wherever it takes him there’s friends waiting for him there!”
- D-link with Peter and a keyblade!
Chronological World Order:
Terra, Ven, Aqua
