Birth by Sleep - Aqua - The World Of Nicknames

I actually went to Disney Town before doing this World but... SUCH A BUST! After playing a stupid minigame Disney Town is listed as completed so I have no idea why it was so short but I suppose they'll want me to go back and play more minigames and stuff. SIGH.

  • Since Disney Town was such a bust I went right to Olympus to make myself feel better…
  • Which didn’t last long because right as Aqua walks in a bunch of Unversed pop up to make my crummy night even worse.
  • Phil comes running and CALLS AQUA SWEETCHEEKS! Ha! As soon as I saw him come running I KNEW he was going to hit on Aqua! This should be good! Phil makes everything better. Aqua however is a little grossed out.
  • Pffft, Phils runs off and BABY HERCULES comes running. D’waaah he’s so cute. And… Aqua may agree with me. Or at least she like him better than Phil because she’s going to fight with him.
  • Herc is… well he fights. He tries. I’m not sure HOW useful he is in battle but I mean, points for effort.
  • Phil comes back once we’re done and Herc is like “YOU SHOULD HELP AND NOT JUST STARE UP AT THE GIRL, GOSH PHIL! WHEN I’M STRONG ENOUGH TO BE A HERO I WON’T BE DISTRACTED BY GIRLS!”
  • Again Aqua likes calling people out and reminds Herc that being a hero isn’t all about raw power but… Herc counters with an example. An example which is Terra. FFFFFS
  • Oh god I love me some Phil! Now he’s trying to hit on Sugarcakes! He’s gonna read her some poems and-
  • Aqua really only cares about Terra and Phil boils her down to a fangirl. Come on Phil, she’s not five foot four with blond hair and blue eyes. Also I shall be using this pun: Terra-bull
  • Pfft Aqua insists that she just needs to “track him down” and again Phil blows her off.
  • So it looks like Terra is gone and that he beat Herc in the Games. Also, Phil isn’t ready for Aqua to leave just yet… ge he he.
  • Phil offers to put Aqua in the games so she MIGHT meet Terra. He even offers to train her… because she has certain attributes, if ya know what he means.
  • Aqua decides to take part in the games but she doesn’t need a trainer. So… NO PHIL’S TRAINING! OH MY GOD GUYS! NO! PHIL’S! TRAINING!
  • So after the tournament which only consisted of killing Unversed in a set amount of time. Aqua is walking with Phil and Herc and says that Terra hasn’t shown up for their match and that she has to fight some guy named… ZACK!
  • Who pops up and totally spazzes on Aqua. He’s REALLY excited to face Terra in the final but first he has to beat Aqua. Aqua doesn’t get it... But apparently she can’t fight Terra until she fights Zack.
  • Zack is so excited to fight Aqua he starts doing squats. Bless.
  • Zack then explains why he’s so excited to fight Terra. Apparently Terra saved his life from Hades and Hades wanted to use Terra as a pawn of darkness by possessing Zack? But Terra freed Zack without using the power of darkness and Aqua is all like “WAIT WHUT?!”
  • So Zack promised Terra he’d face him again fair and square and Aqua is all like “friendship between boys… It almost makes me jealous.”
  • So like Vanitas before him Zack fights a lot like somebody else we’ve battled before in these games: CLOUD! Zack does the same jump and leaps and energy surges that leave him a bit tuckered out. On a side note, Zack doesn’t use the buster sword but one more like his first sword in Crisis Core.
  • After the fight Hades pops up and officially makes Olympus Coliseum the World of nicknames. He calls Aqua “a little girl, a little lassie, a little bluebird”… Little bluebird is probably my favorite.
  • Zack is a little ticked off that Hades is ignoring him.
  • Also: Hades calls Terra Chickenheart
  • Apparently Terra came to Hades to ask him how to use the power of darkness. However just as he was about to give in or use that power he backed out. So with Terra being a bust Hades propositions Aqua who, of course, refuses.
  • Hades is now SUPER TICKED and apparently we have to fight him next. For some reason Zack thinks he and Terra need avenging… I wouldn’t use that word per say but Aqua agrees to.
  • Zack is sitting on the bleachers ready for the fight to begin and he shivers… and THEN A GIANT ICE TITAN COMES INTO THE ARENA! Looks like we’re going to have to fight the Ice Titan and Hades but thankfully Zack jumps in to help! WHUT! Aqua won’t let him! D: So we’re doing this all by ourselves.
  • The battle is surprisingly easy. Take down the Titan then focus in on Hades. The post battle cut scene shows the ice titan melting and Hades’ poofing off.
  • Zack and Aqua leave the coliseum together and Zack remembers that Aqua just won. Huzzah! Zack says it’s time to celebrate so… wine all around? Although Aqua doesn’t seemed too enthused.
  • OH MY GOD! ZACK ASKS AQUA OUT ON A DATE! SAY YES, HOW CAN YOU SAY NO! HE’S THE CUTEST THING YOU EVER CUTED! Seriously ya’ll this is making me want to go play Crisis Core again.
  • Aqua is flustered and is all like “Noooo I’ve got… things to do and… I gotta go and… Nooo.”
  • Zack then propses they wait until he becomes a hero and Aqua says she can’t make any promises. Which Zack seems to take as a “yes.” God I love him.
  • Especially when he starts doing squats again.

  • Herc comes back from training and is all like “BLAH BLAH HERO” so Mama!Aqua again reminds him he won’t become a hero on strength alone. However, Aqua thinks one day he can become a hero.
  • And says stupid stuff about Terra.
  • SERIOUSLY I DON’T CARE ABOUT EFFING TERRA ANY MORE.

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