Right, so, I have a strange love/hate relationship with Urbandictionary. Some of the things there are hilarious, and some of them just make me say “whaaattt?” EITHER WAY. I want to share some of the randomness with you! 8D *coughs* I have an urban dictionary calendar that I much love and will take most posts from there =w= b

And so: Enjoy the insanity~

Elevator circles

elevator circles: Walking awkwardly around a large elevator lobby after you press the button, because you don't know which elevator door to stand by. At work yesterday, my boss walked by while I was doing my ele...

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Feature: 04/17/11 | By: V i X e n | 0 comments | Tags: N/A

Februaries

Februaries: Twenty-eight inch rims, typically adorned on large-frame vehicles, referring to the twenty-eight days in the month. I just threw some februaries on my Escalade! ------- ...

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Feature: 04/16/11 | By: V i X e n | 1 comment | Tags: N/A

Suhweet

Suhweet: Extra sweet, to describe something, or a happening that was more than awesome. Guy 1: I have a date with Alison this weekend. Guy 2: Suhweet, dude! ------- Yeah, I...

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Feature: 04/14/11 | By: V i X e n | 1 comment | Tags: N/A

That's Crazy!

That's Crazy The perfect response when you haven't been listening at all; it works whether the other person has been saying something funny, sad, infuriating, or boring. Guy 1: My Girlfriend dumped me last night....

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Life: 04/14/11 | By: V i X e n | 7 comments | Tags: N/A