Learn some CHINESE

Chinese Phrase--------- English Translation
Ai Bang Mai Ne------I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu-------A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat-----You need a face lift
Dum Gai------ A stupid person
Gun Pao Der--------- An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung---------- Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding------ We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun------ A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia-------- Approach me
Lao Ze Sho------- Gilligan's Island
Lao Ze--------- Not very good
Lin Ching------- An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding----------- A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn-------- A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai------ A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be ------ A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne------ A small horse
Ten Ding Ba----- Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung------ A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan -----Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah --------Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim ---------Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting -----There is no reason to raise your voice

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