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BLEH.....

OMG i am overwhelmed with homework! Like tons of it! Like omg so much! LIke I should stop saying like! One of my assignments is to write a small review on a book I chose to read in the past....Problem is....I dont read willingly. Like books + me = burnt book....unless it's manga of course. So my only option is...use a book I was forced to read a long long time ago >:D LOL

LUNCH TIME SPECIAL!
ok so today I brought a bento to school with shrimp flavored crackers (they look like fries). My friend asked to try one so I gave some to her and she asked, "this is good wat is this?" and I nonchalantly said "Monkey D*ck" and she immediately....spit it out lol it seriously went flying and hit someone across the table lol I was like mmmmmmmmm monkey and she freaked out. After 5 mins of scrapping off her tongue I told her the truth and she hit me, called me a jerk, and ate somemore lol!

Confucius says, "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."

You Know You Listen to Too Much Anime Music When...

1.) You listen to it before you go to sleep

2.) You have you favorite songs in Mp2, Mp3, wav, and midi format

3.) You know the name of the song by hearing the first ten seconds of the song

4.) You tell your friends that Minmei is a bigger pop star then Michael Jackson and your friends point at you and laugh and say “Ha Michael Jackson”

5.) You go to Japan just to buy the Robot Carnival soundtrack

6.) You have all the Sailor Moon CDs

7.) You go to Japan and the only anime soundtrack that you bought is the North American Sailor Moon CD

8.) Somebody asked you if you listen to Smashing Pumpkins and you ask them what anime did they do

9.) You buy a CD player just for those Ranma CDs, love that Doco

10.) You have arguments which female band is sexier Spice Girls, En Vogue, or Doco

11.) You can actually say which member of Doco sounds better (Megumi Hayashibara in my opinion)

12.) J-pop is next on your list

13.) Zip disk and Jaz disks filled with anime music that you downloaded (Griffin has zip and Inuyasha had Jaz)

14.) You download every version of Fly Me To the Moon (hehehe Griffin)

15.) You can tell the difference in all versions of Fly me to the Moon

16.) Your judgement on animes are based on the soundtrack

17.) 56k helps you download anime songs faster

18.) Everytime that you hear ya papa you can’t help but laugh

19.) Your working on creating MP7’s so your anime music will sound better

20.) When watching anime previews you are astonished and you say “Wow what a song I got to get that anime.” ex. “Touch My Heart” from Yohko 6 and “The advertisement song for Gunsmith Cats”

21.) You start to have a hard time understanding the lyrics to english songs

22.) You have ever worn-out a video tape at the intro. or credits

23.) You buy anime videos that really suck just for the music.

24.) You can fluently sing in Japanese, even though you can’t speak a word of it

25.) You already had all the music files in this web page before you ever heard of it

26.) You are listening to anime music while you are reading this list. (I swear, I was)

27.) You measure your Music storge space in GIG’s. -Grimm

28.) You buy a CD burner to Burn Mp3’s to CD and most likely never listen to them ever again because you found a better version. -Grimm

Art/Asian Humor

Well recently i got a new comp and the program I normally used to create my fan art is well....gone....I cant find the disk >< Luckily I hav a scanner yet the picture quality is poor wen i scan....so i'll do my best and also try to find tht darn disk. Also i'll try and post my projects from art class as soon as they are done. Now LAUGH!!!!

An Asian guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady says “Fluctuations”. The Asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the door, turns around and says: “Fluc you Amelicans too!”

School and Asian humor

School has started again....*sob* Junior this year but taking AP classes so...I'm basically screwed.......>.< Luckily hav lunch with my friends so I should remain sane for the meantime lol. NOW U MUST LAUGH!

How do you know an asian guy robbed you?

You're homework is done, you're computer is updated and someone can't get out of your driveway...