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Rainy
It's hard when it goes in. It's soft when it comes out. I toss it around in my mouth. It stretches. It's really juicy. It's....It's....my gum >:D lol tht was in a note I recieved from my friend at lunch lol. That's pretty much the only eventful thing of my day...well except tht it's pouring outside and I'm soaking wet from the walk home.....good thing i wasnt wearing white xD
Confucius says, "“Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!”
Christina out fotha muckers!
BLEH.....
OMG i am overwhelmed with homework! Like tons of it! Like omg so much! LIke I should stop saying like! One of my assignments is to write a small review on a book I chose to read in the past....Problem is....I dont read willingly. Like books + me = burnt book....unless it's manga of course. So my only option is...use a book I was forced to read a long long time ago >:D LOL
LUNCH TIME SPECIAL!
ok so today I brought a bento to school with shrimp flavored crackers (they look like fries). My friend asked to try one so I gave some to her and she asked, "this is good wat is this?" and I nonchalantly said "Monkey D*ck" and she immediately....spit it out lol it seriously went flying and hit someone across the table lol I was like mmmmmmmmm monkey and she freaked out. After 5 mins of scrapping off her tongue I told her the truth and she hit me, called me a jerk, and ate somemore lol!
Confucius says, "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
You Know You Listen to Too Much Anime Music When...
1.) You listen to it before you go to sleep
2.) You have you favorite songs in Mp2, Mp3, wav, and midi format
3.) You know the name of the song by hearing the first ten seconds of the song
4.) You tell your friends that Minmei is a bigger pop star then Michael Jackson and your friends point at you and laugh and say “Ha Michael Jackson”
5.) You go to Japan just to buy the Robot Carnival soundtrack
6.) You have all the Sailor Moon CDs
7.) You go to Japan and the only anime soundtrack that you bought is the North American Sailor Moon CD
8.) Somebody asked you if you listen to Smashing Pumpkins and you ask them what anime did they do
9.) You buy a CD player just for those Ranma CDs, love that Doco
10.) You have arguments which female band is sexier Spice Girls, En Vogue, or Doco
11.) You can actually say which member of Doco sounds better (Megumi Hayashibara in my opinion)
12.) J-pop is next on your list
13.) Zip disk and Jaz disks filled with anime music that you downloaded (Griffin has zip and Inuyasha had Jaz)
14.) You download every version of Fly Me To the Moon (hehehe Griffin)
15.) You can tell the difference in all versions of Fly me to the Moon
16.) Your judgement on animes are based on the soundtrack
17.) 56k helps you download anime songs faster
18.) Everytime that you hear ya papa you can’t help but laugh
19.) Your working on creating MP7’s so your anime music will sound better
20.) When watching anime previews you are astonished and you say “Wow what a song I got to get that anime.” ex. “Touch My Heart” from Yohko 6 and “The advertisement song for Gunsmith Cats”
21.) You start to have a hard time understanding the lyrics to english songs
22.) You have ever worn-out a video tape at the intro. or credits
23.) You buy anime videos that really suck just for the music.
24.) You can fluently sing in Japanese, even though you can’t speak a word of it
25.) You already had all the music files in this web page before you ever heard of it
26.) You are listening to anime music while you are reading this list. (I swear, I was)
27.) You measure your Music storge space in GIG’s. -Grimm
28.) You buy a CD burner to Burn Mp3’s to CD and most likely never listen to them ever again because you found a better version. -Grimm
School and Asian Humor
OMG this weekend sucks so bad!!!! I only had 2 assignments but 1 took me nearly 5 hours (AP History notes) and the other took me about 4 hours (Chem. Honors). If this keeps up....BRAIN BOOM! ow.....lol I hope i can survive the rest of the year.......Now for an asian joke yet again :3
A bus stops and two Asian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more.”
“You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”
“Hey, cool down lady,” said the man. “I’m just telling my friend how to spell Mississippi.”
Art/Asian Humor
Well recently i got a new comp and the program I normally used to create my fan art is well....gone....I cant find the disk >< Luckily I hav a scanner yet the picture quality is poor wen i scan....so i'll do my best and also try to find tht darn disk. Also i'll try and post my projects from art class as soon as they are done. Now LAUGH!!!!
An Asian guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady says “Fluctuations”. The Asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the door, turns around and says: “Fluc you Amelicans too!”
