THE CITY IS ON FIRE!
BUILDINGS ARE SMASHED TO PIECES!
CHILDREN ARE CRYING!
PEANUT BUTTER NO LONGER HOLDS THE ABILITY TO BIND TWO PIECES OF WHITE RYE BREAD TOGETHER!
SCIENTISTS ARE BAFFLED!
TEACHERS ARE RIOTING IN THE STREETS!
FIREMEN AND DOCTORS ARE ON STRIKE! HAND SANITIZER NO LONGER KILLS GERMS!
COMPOSITION NOTEBOOKS ARE COMPLETELY SOLD OUT AT BACK TO SCHOOL SALES NATIONWIDE!
THE STAIRS OF EVERY HOME WORLDWIDE ARE COVERED IN LEGOS!

REALITY ITSELF TEARING APART AT THE SEAMS!

IT'S A STATE OF DISASTER!

IT'S COMPLETE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT A SINGLE DARN TOOTIN MINUTE

THERE IS SOMETHING OUT THERE

SOMETHING WORSE THAN ALL OF EVERYTHING LISTED ABOVE AND MORE

*FEDORAS WHISPER AMONG ONE ANOTHER FROM THEIR HAT RACKS*

THAT IS IT KIDS