Now that the contest is officially over, it's time for me to post my alternate ending to "A Bleachy Halloween" or "There are no such Things As Zombies". One judge remarked my story was one of the few ones that stayed in character, to which I essentially wrote a new ending. Be warned, there is some mature content. And without further a due, here it is.
"I hate Halloween," Renji said.
In that moment, Ichigo realized how hot Renji was. Why aren't I doing this guy?he thought to himself. He immediately decided it didn't matter, and jumped on top of Renji, starting to move his hips back and forth violently.
They then bought tickets to a cruise to Brazil.
When they reached Rio, Rukia, who had recently been certified as a Rabbi, married them.
At the reception, a small, blonde boy in an orange jumpsuit showed up, loudly declaring he was the Hokage.
Kira then wrote down Naruto's name in his Death Note. Naruto died, and Sasuke and thousands of screaming fangirls cried in agony.
As this was going on, Misa Misa sat on top of the head of that giant statue of Jesus, but was quickly pushed to her death by Tony Hawk on his way to an Activision endorsement deal.
The moral of this story is everyone except Naruto and Misa fangirls deserves to live in Rio.
