Flint's Haiku Challange

My Entry for Flint's Challenge

The Entire Collection is called "Con Life"

Yaoi fan girls yelling loudly
I don't care you like Kingdom Hearts
Put those damn paddles away.

Crap, my cosplay zipper broke
I am locked out of the room
I look like Bum Edward.

Dealer's Room, Hot and Sweaty
Look, the same poster I saw already!
I'll drop $300 on swords.