Sorry to keep you guys waiting!
Yesterday ended with me and some of my buddies from the Marines (OOH-RAH!) drinking the night away at a local bar! I was SOOO drunk by the time I got home I couldn't even START to write! HAHAHA
Then today I went out with Canada again! We went to a place near my house and found a burger eating contest! Needless to say, I WON!!!
Then Canada convinced me to go play hockey with him. It was so boringggggg. And he took several cheap shots at me too! It was almost like he was TRYING to hit me with the stupid puck! I wanted to play football with him, but then he whined and cried and I finally felt kinda sorry for him. But he didn't have to HIT me with the puck! What'd I ever do to HIM!?
After that we went out for some more hamburgers and went home. From there all we did was sit around and watch cable on my couch. That's where we're STILL at! But Matty here's almost asleep on me, so I guess I gotta go so I can keep him entertained.
See you guys tomorrow!!!
ALFRED F. JONES
HERO TO ALL
