Stolen from Blue Latte :)
[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[ ] You're in an anime club.
[ ] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[ ] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[ ] You like Japanese food. (never had any home-cooked stuff)
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, Pocky, cheap ramen, ramune. (instant noodles ftw!)
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento. (I don't even know what that is)
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, video games or idols.
[ ] You're learning/know Japanese. (do a few words here and there count?)
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[ ] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people.
[ ] You claim you're married to said fictional character.
[ ] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. (wank)
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[ ] You call characters by their original Japanese names.
[x] You call characters by their romaji spelling. (I can't read Japanese >_> or did I research romaji wrong?)
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour. (I ain't touchin' politics, not even with a 10 foot pole)
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. (no)
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media. (they don't)
[ ] You listen to J-music.
[ ] Exclusively.
[ ] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt". (because it's easier for the Japanese to pronounce it like that?)
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[ ] You like Hetalia. (couldn't get into it, sorry, it made my brain hurt)
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. (I don't even have any)
[ ] You play only Japanese video games/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. (no, just two DVDs)
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. (if I hated my non-existent kid, I would; who'd want to have their kid bullied because of a "fancy" name?)
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental. (hell no, that's beyond stupid)
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[x] You use memes in daily conversation.
[ ] You watch abridged series.
[ ] You get most of the jokes.
[x] You use tildes while typing. (very rarely)
[x] You use Japanese emoticons.
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing. (please don't do this, impersonating stupid is not funny)
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku.
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public. (watching it once made me want to punch the screen)
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watched Naruto.
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors".
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!1 (please stay away from me if you talk/type like this)
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan. (overreaction much?)
[ ] Vic Mignogna is God.
[ ] It's seiyuu, not voice actor. (same thing, different translations)
[ ] You use gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence. (can I maim anyone over 15 who does this?)
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[ ] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn" (it doesn't?)
[ ] You write fanfics for English class. (I don't write fanfics period)
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[/] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls. (well, only anime, manga, porn, schoolgirls and a few cultural stuff)
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it's true.
Final count: 11
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
