I am so clumsy!
Well, this one isn't really all my fault. :)
You see, I have this bike. But said bike doesn't really have working breaks. And every morning, I bike the 3 minutes to work and then bike back for lunch and then again after work. It's a pretty simple route, and I can usually slow the bike down enough to just jump off.
Well, today, I was trying to hurry back during lunch, and I took a corner too quickly and wiped out! Luckily, I was just thrown into the grass, which stained my clothes pretty badly. So, I had to bike back home and change, which was all fine and dandy, but I wiped out on some gravel a few feet away from the house *facepalm* and did the splits and nearly died *kidding!*
I have come to the conclusion that bikes and I just do not mix. Last summer, I had a bike accident, like really bad. Here's a picture of the bruise on my leg. It's epic; I'm so proud of it! :)