These Conversations and Dreams Dafuq?

Just like the title says, do you ever have those dreams and conversations with friends that just leave you saying, "Dafuq?" Yeah, I'm pretty sure today was one of those days. If someone had've been inside my head or accidentally picked up my phone and read the texts between me and one of my friends, that's exactly the question they'd ask themselves. Honestly I don't have a clue what brought on either the dream or the conversation, but I can't say I didn't enjoy either. :p Just keep this in mind. If you enter my mind or accidentally pick up my phone, I'm a freak. That's all you need to know. Perhaps I'm a clean freak, but I'm a freak nonetheless. "I don't speak your languagono" and I come from a different planet.

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