If Dreams Have Meanings, I'm Insane

So, I have to wonder, why in the heck do I always wind up injured or near death in my dreams or I have some weird, unexplainable dream that doesn't make any sense. I tell you what... my dreams are the weirdest things I've ever seen. I heard them talking on a medical show on TV about dream meanings, and if you have strange dreams, you're insane. I'm not like everyone else! Woo! One of them had to do with water. There was water everywhere. I mean, there was water inside this building which was like some sort of school or something. The sinks, bathtubs and everything else was flooding. Heck, it was pouring down rain outside and it was near a water park. Heck, one of my dreams felt so real, I thought one of my friends had really died, and I woke up in the middle of the night crying. In one of my dreams, I was on a school field trip and my friend and I were being chased through the woods by some psycho with a chainsaw. lol This one I had last night, I was dreaming I was talking on the phone with a friend, and we were discussing boyfriends and girlfriends. I told him I almost didn't want to fall in love because of what one of my friends told me. All of his friends have gone through some bad breakups. I've never experienced anything like that. lol I was just watching "The Addams Family." He told me, "It's only because you haven't experienced love really." That's actually kind of normal, but the rest of my dreams, I wonder what's going on or I'm wondering why I got shot, in car wrecks or even kidnapped and thrown off a bridge into the ocean. I could explain more of my dreams, but let's just say nobody would get it. I didn't even get it.

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