Good day. It’s such a pleasure to see you all here, though I fancy you’re not here for a bit of wine and some strip poker. No? Ah, well. We can save that for your next visit. So drop by soon.
In the meantime, I suppose you’d like to learn more about me. And maybe, in turn, we could get to know each other much better.
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- For a while, I will come across as very sex-oriented. You’ll probably think I only want in your pants, be you male or female, and that’s just what I want you to think. And yes, I’m willing to do whatever it takes to keep my cover.
- On that same note, I will seem very flirtatious at times. If you return it, I'm not going to stop. If you don't return it, I'm persistent. I... I kind of crave affection, alright?
- You may think I’m very open and carefree, but you will only ever see the tip of the iceberg with me. I am very good at keeping secrets, and it’s very rare that I let something slip. And if I do reveal a secret (be it my own or someone else’s), it’s highly likely that the action is intentional.
- I have a bit of a sailor’s mouth. If I don’t feel the need to act “prim and proper,” I won’t hold back. But I do typically try to restrain myself.
- If you seriously insult me (especially with derogatory terms like “slut”), don’t expect me to let it go. I’ve had enough trouble with men in the past treating me like dirt, and I’m not afraid to engage in a fight.
- Speaking of fights, I may look like an average, weak girl, but I can guarantee I’m more than a worthy opponent. And I will prove it to you if you challenge me.
- If you raise your hand near me, I may have one of two reactions. If I am already in a defensive mode (like during the War or in a fight), I will become completely defense-oriented. I will block you at all costs. But in any other situation, I will flinch horribly. My past has conditioned me to do so. I've had far too many run-ins with abusive people in my lifetime.
- Though I should be opposed to it, I love when people objectify me. It’s an awful remnant of my past, and something I can’t escape. I’d prefer if it didn’t happen and I didn’t have the reaction I do, but if you try to win me and/or dominate me, chances are I’ll submit.
- My family is kind of a touchy subject only because my parents were assholes. If I ever see them again, I only want to shove in their faces how far I’ve come. So don’t expect me to discuss them openly.
- I’ve never had a serious relationship with someone I cared about. All I’ve been involved with are drunks, pimps, buyers, and head honchos of big businesses/corporations. So honestly, I don’t know what to do in a legitimate relationship.
- You may think I’m self-absorbed, but you’d be terribly mistaken. I’m only concerned about keeping up my act. And there’s something you will never hear from my lips (unless it slips in a moment of weakness), and that’s just how much I hate myself for what I’ve become.
- I can be blunt, but I can also twist the truth. One of the things I pride myself on is how I can turn lies and truth so much that no one can discern the difference.
- If you mention my appearance in any way, even positive, I will immediately become withdrawn. I will likely keep talking, but I won’t be nearly as warm and inviting. I can’t take compliments, not anymore, and insults are even worse. You’re better off not saying anything, unless you’ve proven I can trust you.
- Don’t take my trust for granted. It’s very hard to come by and nearly impossible to retrieve after you’ve lost it.
- I am not afraid to kill. I’ve done it before, and I’ll do it again. If it’s necessary, I will end another’s life. It’s not my favorite thing to do, but I won’t hesitate to do so.
- Likewise, I will gladly sacrifice myself for another, provided they have proven themselves to me in some way. I won’t bother saving a lily-livered freeloader. The world would be better off without them anyway.
- Lastly, I am very touchy-feely. If I’m talking to you, especially one-on-one, I will probably be touching you in some way. It makes me feel safer and more comfortable when I can feel another’s skin against mine. And that explains some other things, too, eh?
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So there you have it. I trust that’s enough information to base your portrayals off of. If you have any questions, please come back and speak with me (or WW). I’d be more than happy to give you a private tour and answer your questions.
Ta-ta for now. <3
