Here comes the smolder.

Still trying to decide what game I want to play next. I'm still partway into Final Fantasy XIII, but it was getting kind of boring to me, which is why I jumped into Portal 2 ... and I have Red Dead Redemption calling out to me. I don't like leaving games unfinished (which, sadly, does not stop me from not finishing a ton of games lol), but still ...

Broken Blade 5 (2011): Basically the same as the other good Broken Blade movies: Good battles (two of 'em here) and a story and characters I could not possibly care less about. It's all high fantasy cliche bukkake, and it bores the crap out of me. Thankfully, the mecha battles rock, and the running time is short enough so that I don't zone out too much.

Tangled (2010): Solid Disney flick. It's mostly the same story as usual, which holds the movie back a bit, but the writing is clever and fun enough to make up for that. The characters are fun, too; actually, the horse is my favorite. He took part in a freakin' knife fight! Now that is one badass horse. Kind of wish the songs had been better, though. None of them really leap out to me as being particularly memorable, except maybe the one about everyone's dreams. The comedy is a lot better.

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993): I feel confident in saying that Friday the 13th is by far the goofiest horror franchise. What a mess this is. The very premise involves Jason having some sort of possession power that (I believe) isn't even hinted at in the prior movies. Also, he French kisses people to death. I am not even remotely joking or exaggerating here. This is literally what happens. And I think the writers are trying to be tongue in cheek with some things (like in Jason X), but they have no idea how to do it, so everything is just clumsy and stupid. What a piece of garbage, much like the rest of the franchise.

On the queue for this week: The Rock (1996)

Total Movies: 84 (Blazing Saddles, The Descent, Gundam 00 the Movie: Awakening of the Trailblazer, Village of the Damned, Children of the Damned, Trigun: Badlands Rumble, The Night of the Hunter, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha the Movie 1st, Dawn of the Dead, Black Swan, Clue, Scarface, Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned, True Grit, Perfect Blue, The Quick and the Dead, High Sierra, Shutter Island, A Serious Man, Kite, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), Broken Blade 3, Kite Liberator, Machete, The Manchurian Candidate (2004), Heathers, The Prince of Tennis: The Two Samurai, The First Game, Notes on a Scandal, The American, King of Thorn), The Expendables, Sword of the Stranger, The Hangover, Welcome to the Space Show, Broken Blade 4, The Social Network, End of Evangelion, Neo Tokyo, Red, Dreamcatcher, Jason X, Wag the Dog, The Naked Gun, Dirty Work, 8mm, The Wicker Man (2006), Blood: The Last Vampire, Winter's Bone, The Road, Heartcatch Precure! Hana no To de Fashion Show ... Desu ka?!, Broadcast News, Bulletproof, Dead Leaves, Dirty Dancing, Hot Tub Time Machine, Eureka Seven: Pocketful of Rainbows, Cloverfield, Best in Show, Play Misty for Me, Paprika, The Cat Returns, Welcome to the Dollhouse, 12 Monkeys, The Killer, Metropolis, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, The Third Man, The King's Speech, Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus, The Abyss, The Fighter, Mega Piranha, Dumb and Dumber, The Rebirth of Buddha, 127 Hours, The Kids Are All Right, The Town, Willow, Akira, Morning Glory, The Verdict, I Love You Phillip Morris, Phantasm II, American Splendor, Broken Blade 5, Tangled, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday)