We begin with Konohamaru playing tag with Dementor Pein. Pein is "it" and Konohamaru is screwed. Tag. Ebisu comes to the rescue, only to get kicked in the throat, once again rendering this village's ranking system completely useless just because Konohamaru is still breathing. The interrogation begins, and Kono doesn't give up any information.
Ooh, a training flashback. Yippee, we get to see Naruto teach Konohamaru Stripper no Jutsu in past tense.
Oh, he's teaching him Rasengan. Which Kono immediately uses, coupled with two shadow clones, to one-hit own Pein.
TIME THE HELL OUT.
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No, there are precious few words in the English language to accurately describe how stupid, mixed up, badly executed, overpowered, and just plain wrong that was. Carry on, my wayward son.
TIME IN AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT.
Now he's smack-talking the soul-devouring demon man. Who the hell do you think you are, kid?
Cut to Tsunade and Darth Pein. There is indeed recognition, as well as much Pein being full of himself again. Apparently, Pein is a terrorist for removing demon animals more powerful than Nukes from circulation with as little bloodshed as possible. That sick freak, looking out for the good of mankind. Anyway, much boring talk of things we already know occurs, concluding with Tsunade once again putting way too much faith in a child with one of the most volatile forces of destruction known to mankind under his very irresponsible care. The fact that he has the attention span of a gnat does not help.
Cut to the Exposition Squad, who have finally put together what we've known for about two or three months now. The six Peins are being controlled by something else. Thank you, Obvious Brigade.
Suddenly, a bunch of spontaneous action occurs and Shizune gets kidnapped.
...Let her die. She's not really much help to anyone anyway.
Oh, but she is. Her weak, brittle mind has revealed to all six of Pein that Naruto is out doinking around in Frogland.
The End.
