Might as well.

Level 1:

() Smoked a cigarette
( ) Smoked a cigar
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex No one was supposed to remember that.
(x) Drank alcohol

Total: 2

Level 2:

() Are/Been in love
() Been dumped
() Shoplifted
( ) Been fired
(x) Been in a fist fight

Total: 3

Level 3:

( ) Had a crush an older person
(x) Skipped school
() Slept with a co-worker
(x) Seen something/someone die

Total: 5

Level 4:

( ) Had a crush on one of your facebook friends
( ) Been to Paris
( ) Been to Spain
( ) Been on a plane
(x) Thrown up from drinking

Total: 6

Level 5:

(x) Eaten sushi
( ) Been snowboarding
( ) Met someone BECAUSE of facebook/myspace
( ) Been in a mosh pit

Total: 8

Level 6:

(x) Taken pain killers
() Loved/liked someone you can't have
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
() Made a snow angel

Total: 10

Level 7:

( ) Had a tea party [????]
( ) Flown a kite
( ) Built a sand castle
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Played dress up

Total: 10

Level 8:

() Jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) Gone sledging
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school

Total: 13

Level 9:

(x) Watched the sunset
(x) Felt an earthquake
(x) Killed a snake Orochimaru counts.

Total: 16

Level 10:

(x) Been tickled
(x) Been robbed/vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been misunderstood

Total: 19

Level 11:

(x) Won a contest
() Been suspended from school
() Had detention
( ) Been in a car/motorcylce accident

Total: 20

Level 12:

( ) Had/have braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight

Total: 20

Level 13:

( ) Hated the way you look
(x) Witnessed a crime
( ) Pole danced
(x) Questioned your heart
( ) Been obsessed with post it notes

Total: 22

Level 14:

(x) Swished barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
() Been to the opposite side of the world
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you were dying

Total: 26

Level 15:

(x) Cried yourself to sleep Shut up.
( ) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
() Sang karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins [We're in fucking Japan, what do you think?]

Total: 28

Level 16:

(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Kissed in the rain!

Total: 29

Level 17:

(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus ...maybe once.
(x) Watched the sun set and/or sun rise with someone you care/cared about
(x) Blown bubbles A long time ago.
() Made a bonfire on the beach

Total: 31

Level 18:

() Crashed a party
( ) Have traveled more than 5 days in a car full of people
( ) Gone roller- skating/blading
(x) Had a wish come true
( ) Been humped by a monkey

Total: 32

Level 19:

( ) Worn pearls
(x) Jumped off a bridge
() Screamed "penis" or "vagina"
() Swam with dolphins

Total: 33

Level 20:

(x) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
() Kissed a fish
() Worn the opposite sex's clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top

Total: 35

Level 21:

(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
( ) Talked on the phone for more than four hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about

Total: 38

Level 22:

(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
(x) Have/been in a tree house
(x) Been too scared to watch scary movies alone

Total: 42

Level 23:

(x) Believed in ghosts
( ) Have had more than 30 pairs of shoes
() Gone streaking
(x) Visited jail

Total: 44

Level 24:

(x) Played chicken
(x) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) Broke a bone
(x) Been easily amused

Total: 48

Level 25:

(x) Caught a fish then ate it later
( ) Made a porn movie
( ) Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed

Total: 51

Level 26:

() Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you [Dobe.]
(x) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name
( ) French braided someone's hair
(x) Gone skinny dipping
( ) Been kicked out of your house

Total: 55

Level 27:

( ) Rode a roller coaster
() Went scuba-diving / snorkeling
( ) Black-mailed someone
( ) Been black-mailed
( ) Had a cavity

Total: 55

Level 28:

(x) Been used
(x) Fell going up the stairs
(x) Licked by a cat
(x) Bitten someone *suddenly misses his redheaded comrade*...
() Licked someone

Total: 59

Level 29:

( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Flattened someone's tires
( ) Rode your bike/driven your car until the fuel light came on
( ) Got five pounds or less worth of fuel
( ) Had sex in the rain

Total: 59

59 on a list of "Stupid things" when about 90% of them weren't even stupid.
I'm not impressed.

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