Merry...Something. -Sasuke

Though he had been hoping for the blonde to burst in with his usual over-exaggerated holiday spirit, he was in no way prepared for his door being broken and the talk about Christmas boxers.

"That's-"

But what could he say? His friend coworker comrade was bringing in a festive (albeit annoying) attitude, which didn't bother him much, but...

"You're too loud." He told the blonde finally, but that didn't seem to stop Naruto from tearing through the house and searching through Sasuke's fridge.

"Geez, Sasuke, you don't have anything festive in here. WE NEED EGGNOG! BOOZE!" He nearly screamed those words at him, almost desperate to drill "holiday cheer" into Sasuke's head.

The brunette groaned. Maybe being alone would have been better after all...

"ALRIGHT, WE'RE GOIN' TO MY HOUSE!"

No..

"And we're going to decorate the shit out of my house!"

No...!

"By the way," he said, and this was the most frightening part of all, "which do you prefer, sexy elf, the santa costume, or..." A pair of jingling antlers dangled in front of Sasuke's face. "THESE!"

If looks could kill, Naruto would have been dead ten times over.

End