Nationality quiz

○● B R I T I S H ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] Foggy weather is great.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor. (Who's he?)
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. (2 right. Especially v ones in v school cafeteria)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (Not sure about that, but it's definitely tasty.)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football ... not soccer. (Yup.)
Total: 2 #WTF? I'm British!

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. (Nope, but I sometimes wear sandals as they're easy 2 put on.)
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops. ( '~' #sounds dodgy.)
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[/] You know a Barbie is not a doll. (Well, I thought u meant a doll when I 1st read it.)
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (What's that?)
[x]You have an Australian something. (An award @ summer camp last year 4 v best Australian accent. Which came as a bit of a shock, because I thought I was going 2 get 1 4 my cross-stitch.)
Total: 1.5

○● I T A L I A N ○● PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. (What's that?)
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (It ends in an n.)
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (Not sure about that)
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. (Well, I've had meatballs b4.)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[/] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Light brown hair and brown eyes. Does that count?)
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10". (Dunno.)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (Not sure, but I like it.)
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 0.5 ._.

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (Learnt it @ school 4 2 years.)
[x] You like tacos. (Oh, is that Spanish, not Mexican? ._.' )
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (No, but it looks quite cool.)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (I think so.)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. (Bananas, right?)
Total: 4

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[/] You get short tempered. (Maybe? Dunno.)
[/] You know of somebody named Natasha. (I knew someone. She was my neighbour when I was small.)
[/] You get cold easily. (Dunno. On v German exchange my host family wanted me 2 take another jacket 2 wear sometimes. I never used it. This was v same with others 2. I think Brits r quite resistant 2 v cold.)
[ ] Rain is fun for you. (It's depressing.)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (I think so.)
Total: 2.5

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best. (I've never even tried it! '^' )
[ ] You have a bad temper. (Don't think so.)
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. (OH MY DAYS IT ENDS IN -an.)
[ ] You have blue or green eyes. (Brown.)
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland. (I have a History teacher though.)
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles. (Think so.)
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 3
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair. (What does nappy mean?)
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. (Heck no!)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (Why would he b racist? #don'tknowabouthim)
[ ] You like fried chicken. (Don't think I've tried it.)
[ ] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 1

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. (Not sure about a lot, but I like it.)
[x] You are good at maths. (I'm in v top set.)
[ ] You play an instrument.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. (Where's that?)
Total: 4
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread. (I have it 4 breakfast.)
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (Can't really tell v difference.)
[x] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you. (Don't think stupid people have ever called me.)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2". (#notsurewhatmyheightis.)
Total: 4

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer. (See Irish! '^')
[ ] You say eh. (Think so.)
[ ] You know what poutine is. (Nope.)
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's. (Who's he?)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi. (What's that?)
Total: 1

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners. (But I do think it's unfair that immigrants r talking all our jobs.)
[ ] You hate non-Christians. (Fudge no! Why do Americans sound racist?! '^')
[x] You're lazy.
[x] Ever ate a burger (Yup. It's tasty.)
[ ] big ego
[ ] You don't read. (#Fudge no again! '^')
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.(Dunno.)
Total: 2

○●B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. (My grandparents do, though.)
[ ] You like french fries. (Do u mean v crisps or chips? If v crisps, then no.)
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (#Can'ttellvdifference.)
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian. (C Irish and Canadian! I don't drink beer! '^')
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French. (I speak a bit of French, though. And don't they speak Flemish in some places?)
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (Aw come on!)
[x] You drive/own a French or German car. (Volkswagen)
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government. (#definite areas 4 improvement, basically.)
Total: 3

○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[/] You often go to 'coffee shops'. (I've been 2 Costa & Starbucks sometimes, but not often. And my mum likes 2 get a mocha in Eat b4 church.)
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (Costa and/or Starbucks?)
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[/] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania. (What's megalomania?)
Total: 5

○● A R A B ○●
[/] You are a patriot. (Probably. What's that?)
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents /especially Egyptian/
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair. (I guess.)
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 0.5 ._.

... Turns out I'm Dutch. ._. (This face looks cute! ^-^ )

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