"Heh, heh. I hear the host club went on a field trip yesterday. Where'd you go?" I asked devilishly.
"You know very well where we went!" Kaoru yelled. 
"We got lost in that forest for over an hour because of you!" Hikaru exclaimed.
"It was your own damn fault! You should've kept your noses out of my business." I said before turning on Kyouya. "And You! How dare you plant a bug on me!" 
"My first priorities are to the club. I have to make sure the club isn't implied with anything that could compromise our image." Kyouya said never looking up from his laptop.
"WHO DO YOU THINK I AM!?!" I asked.
"A ninja from a secret ninja clan." Tamaki replied in a mysterious voice. 
"ENOUGH! YOU CALL ME A NINJA ONE MORE TIME AND... GAAA!" I yelled resisting the urge to strangle him.
"Where did you go anyway?" Honey asked sucking on a lolly pop beside Mori.
"Yeah." Mori commented in a flat voice.
"You're not authorized for that information." I said regretting my choice of words the instant I said them.
"Authorized by whom?" Tamaki asked suspiciously. "The head of your ninja clan?"
"THAT'S IT!!!" I lunged at Tamaki only to be held back by both the twins and Mori.
"Who was driving the car you drove away in?" Haruhi politely asked.
"Oh that was Bruno." I informed her pausing in my lust for murder. "I've known him ever since I born. He's like family."
"Sure you answer her questions." Hikaru and Kaoru said in unison not loosening their grips.
"That's because I actually respect her." I retorted.
"But seriously why are you going into so much trouble to hide your personal life from us?" Tamaki asked.
"To tell you the truth it's mostly out of spite." I replied shaking off my restrainers.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The sudden scream of girls made us all jump.
"What's wrong?" Honey asked the two girls who screamed. 
They were standing around my bag looking terrified across the room.
Wait a sec, how did my bag get all the way over there?
"Genji you're bag moved!" Squeaked one of the girls.
We all stared at my bag. Then suddenly it twitched.
"What exactly do you keep in there?" Hikaru asked.
"Nothing that moves. I mean alive." I corrected remembering some windup toys I had in there.
Then my bag flipped over and scurried across the room again until it ran into the wall. Just then a butterfly flew in through an open window. Whatever was in my bag saw it too because as the butterfly flew over my bag a pair of golden eyes peeked out from under it eyeing the small butterfly. All of a sudden a furry orange and black figure jumped out and pounced at the insect.
"It's a cat." Haruhi said in amazement.
"Konkudo.....?" I squeaked.
The small little cat named Konkudo pounced again at the butterfly missing once again. The butterfly flew over Kyouya and Konkudo jumped onto the table stepping on the laptop's delete button.
"AAHHHH! My work!" Kyouya exclaimed. 
Then the feline jumped off that table onto the table of sweets Honey was at. Trying to catch the butterfly he knocked off all of the cakes that were there.
"My CAKES!" Honey sobbed. 
"After that feline!" Tamaki ordered.
"On it boss." The twins said in unison following their leader in the chase for the cat.
"Let's get 'em!" exclaimed Honey from atop the shoulders of Mori furiously.
"'kay." Mori agreed monotone also joining the chase.
The chase went around and around the music room. I sighed and pulled out the whistle from under my shirt. Then I gave it a short toot and followed with, "Konkudo halt!"
The small cat stopped dead in its tracks. Hikaru, Kaoru, Tamaki, and Honey had jumped at it from all sides but the feline had stopped short of the trap and they hit the ground knocking heads.
"Konkudo come!" I ordered.
The happy cat came running over and leaped into my open arms. I scratched the trouble maker behind the ears and he began to purr. 
"You carry a cat around in your bag?" Haruhi asked.
"No the little bugger must have stowed away in my bag this morning." I explained before turning to the feline. "Bad Konkudo. What are you doing sneaking into my bag like that?"
"So this cat belongs to you does it?" Kyouya asked.
"Not officially. He belongs to a friend of mine. I just helped raise him." I gulped.
"You're lucky I was able to recover my work. Otherwise you would have been sorry." Kyouya threatened.
"That's quite an interesting cat you have there. It looks an awful lot like a tiger cub. What breed is it?" Tamaki asked.
"Siberian Tiger." I replied simply.
They all froze like someone had hit the pause button. Then, "YOU HAVE A TIGER!?!?!?!" they all yelled.
"You have problem with that?"
"But aren't tigers hard to get a hold of?" Haruhi asked.
"Not if you know the right people." I said. "Now, I have to call someone to come pick him up. They don't exactly allow predator cats on the bus." I said flipping out my cell phone and pressing speed dial.
"Hello." Answered a woman's voice.
"Hey Darcy. This is Genji. You wouldn't happen to be missing anything or anyone would you?"
"Uh...no everyone is- OH MY GOD KANKUDO'S GONE!"
"Yeah found him."
"Oh no what did he do?"
"He stowed away in my bag."
"I'll come pick you guys up."
"Take your time I've got some stuff to clean up."
"How big of a mess did he make?" she asked grudgingly.
"Just a lot."
"Oh dear. I'll be down there to help since it was partly my fault. But didn't you notice something was up when your bag was heavier than usual?"
"I actually didn't notice. Normally my bag is always a little heavy."
"Well anyway, once I change out of my costume I'll be there in few a minutes."
"Okay bye."
"Bye." Darcy said before hanging up.
I flipped my phone shut and spoke to Konkudo.
"Come on Konkudo we have a mess to clean up."
"No need the cleanup crew already got it." Kyouya said dryly.
"Dang that was fast." I mumbled.
"Your baby tiger is so cute." commented one of the girls.
"Does he bite?" asked another girl.
"Can I hold him?" Honey asked with puppy dog eyes.
"Sure." I replied handing him konkudo.
"Is that wise to let Honey-senpai hold a tiger?" Haruhi asked.
"It's okay. Konkudo was raised in captivity. He's harmless."
"I think she’s more worried about what Honey-senpai will do to Konkudo." the twins said pointing to the table where Honey was having a tea party with Konkudo.
Honey was about to feed Konkudo a piece of chocolate cake put Mori stopped him.
"Tigers shouldn't eat chocolate." Mori instructed. 
"What about strawberry?" 
"No."
"Vanilla?"
"No."
"Why can't you have cake Mr. Tiger?" Honey asked turning to Konkudo who had walked away and was being petted by the twins.
"So how'd this friend of yours get their hands on a Siberian tiger?" Hikaru asked.
"It was legally if that's what you’re asking." I replied.
"Do you use this tiger cub in your ninja missions?" Tamaki asked.
I jabbed my finger in his face and growled, "You so much as breathe a reference to me being a ninja and you'll mysteriously disappear."
"You're so mean Genji." Kaoru commented.
"Deal with it." I spat.
Then my phone rang.
"Hello." I answered.
"Hi it's Darcy. Bruno and Iare waiting outside. We don't know how to quite get in."
"It's alright the mess is cleaned up I'll be right out." I said before hanging up. "Come on Konkudo time to go home."
Konkudo happily came over and jumped into my arms.
"Sorry about earlier. See ya." I said over my shoulder.
I walked out of the school. Outside the front gate Darcy and Bruno were waiting in the suburban.
"Konkudo!" Darcy said jumping out of the car to meet us. I handed her the tiger cub and she happily took him. "Don't you ever scare me like that again mister." She scolded. "Again Genji I'm so sorry."
"Don't be. It's okay." I said walking to the car and getting in the back seat.
"So are your friends coming?" Bruno asked motioning towards the host club peeking around a pillar.
"Looks like it." I replied.
"Awesome." Bruno said pulling out.
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"Now this time don't loose her." Tamaki scolded the driver as the group tailed the dark suburban.
"I won't let you down sir." assured the driver.
"If we end up at a forest I'm waiting in the car." Haruhi said.
"Don't worry Haruhi we won't fall for that again." Kaoru said.
"Besides we'll protect you." Hikaru said with a devilish smile and his twin mimicking him.
"Get away from my daughter!" Tamaki exclaimed.
"Please settle down." Kyouya said working on his laptop.
"But he started it." the twins complained.
"I don't care." Kyouya stated dryly. "Before we loose her I'm going to check she still has those trackers I planted on her. I hid two this time."
"Good thinking Kyouya." Tamaki said.
"Are they working?" Honey asked.
"Let's see, the first one says she's...sitting to my right."
They all turned to stare at Honey. Honey patted himself down until he found a small device in his pocket.
"Hey! Here it is!" Honey exclaimed happily.
"Did she find the second one?" Tamaki glumly asked.
"No. It says that she's a couple cars ahead." Kyouya said pleased.
"Onward we go then!" Tamaki exclaimed happily.
"You guys need to get a new hobby." Haruhi told them.
The host club followed Genji to the warehouse district. Through the twists and turns they followed the tracker to warehouse 13.
"It says she's in here." Kyouya stated.
"I smell another trap." Hikaru said.
"Haruhi, you wait out here just in case." Kaoru instructed.
"Okay." she agreed.
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I waited until all the guys were inside the empty warehouse. Then I snuck up behind Haruhi and clamped my hand over her mouth.
"Be quiet okay?" I told her.
Haruhi nodded and I removed my hand. Then I walked to the doorway of the warehouse. The idiots were in the center of the room standing around the tracker.
"She did it again." groaned the twins.
"At least I didn't lead you into a dense forest again." I said. 
They jumped and looked towards the door horrified. I gripped the door and Tamaki yelled, "Hurry run! Before she closes the door!"
They all ran towards the door and I slammed it shut locking it as well. There was a loud thud as they all hit the door.
As they were all screaming to be let out I walked up to Haruhi and tossed her the key.
"You can let them out when you want." 
I told her walking to the suburban and getting in. Before we drove away I told Haruhi, "Don't leave them in there for too long. It's infested with rats."
Just then we heard Tamaki say, "Something touched my leg."
Then Hikaru said, "Something just touched me too."
"HELP!!!!!!" they all screamed.
"Bye Haruhi. See you tomorrow." I called as we pulled away.
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Haruhi watched the suburban drive away till she could no longer see it. Then she turned to the rattling door of the warehouse.
"I wonder if I can come back in a few hours?" Haruhi asked herself aloud. 
