Cows or Chicken?

Have you seen the chick fil'a commercial, where the cow is saying thank you for choosing chicken over cows. well sadly....last night i was overcome by my beastly urges and i ate a cow.....O.O...... oh I mean part of a cow really (lolz). At 2 in the morning i was caught eating a freshly made bacon cheeseburger, made by none other than yours truly. O.O shocking is'nt it? lolz, i tried to keep the cow alive and happy (even though it was already cold and dead in my frige when this happened) but chicken can only fill me up so much. An di'm not a big kid. i weigh 142 pounds and i'm 5 foot 7 inches. my fast matabilism means that i will always eat. and after a while chicken just doesnt do it for ya. you need real meat. So the chicken can live to see another day, but the cow....oh the cow, slaughter houses will be your best friend. O.e sorry for the mental image....

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