I made valedictorian and I'm giving a speech!

I made valedictorian of my senior class.I can't believe it.Seriously.I just thought I was going to be graduating and getting a diploma.But no,I'm the valedictorian of my class and ranked #1.How awesome is that?Some of the underclassman call me a nerd for being the valedictorian of my class. I don't mind the teasing because I worked hard for what I got and I deserve it to a certain point.
And since I'm the valedictorian of my class,I have to give a speech.Ugh.How wrong is that?I know its an honor and all that,but why do I have to give the speech?It is beyond so cruel.And now I need ideas as to how I'm going to start out with my BIG speech.Can anyone give me some ideas as to how I'm gonna start my speech.

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