WOW BOIS

wow guys... i have a dirty joke for you,

a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were sitting around complaining about how mutch their lives sucked. the cucumber says 'man my life sucks, when i get big fat and juice they cut me up and put me in a salad" the pickle looks at him and says "you think you have it bad? when i get bug fat and juicy they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at them both and says "you think you have it rough? when i get big fat and juicey, they stick a plastic bag over my head and put me in a dark room, bang my head against the wall until i throw up all over myself and passout!"

when my friend sent that to me i lold sooooo bad lolz XD

awkward moment threesome

The awkward moment when two guys are fuckin a chick and she falls asleep, so the guys start goin at it. :/

So true

BE JELOUSE

http://www.youtube.com/user/SilverWolfWalker?feature=mhee BWAHAHAHAH TURKY AND PIE

:/

IKR!