I'm writing this like a play, so go perform it at school lol XD
(Yuyuko sits, pleasantly sipping tea as Youmu watches her stoicly)
Yuyuko: Youmu?
Youmu: Yes, my lady.
Yuyuko: Have you noticed that no one has died today?
Youmu: Yes, my lady.
Yuyuko: Do you suppose something might be wrong?
Youmu: Yes, my lady.
Yuyuko: Oh really?
Youmu: Yes, my lady.
Yuyuko: Can you say anything other than "yes my lady"?
Youmu: Yes, my lady.
Yuyuko: Yeah, that's great...
(A rumbling can be heard from outside)
Yuyuko: Do you hear that?
(Youmu begins to draw her sword)
Youmu: Yes, my lady.
Yuyuko: You need to stop with tha-
(Marisa comes crashing through the window broom and all and then quickly stands up again and regains her posture)
Marisa: Well, hello ladies. I was just about to leave actually~
Youmu: What is your business in the underworld? Aren't you aware that it's forbidden for the living to cross into our world?
Marisa: First of all, I don't work on Sundays, so I'm just here for... reasons. And second of all, no one cares.
(Youmu fumes and pull out her sword ready to attack Marisa. Marisa pulls out her Hakkero and points in at Youmu)
Marisa: Maste-
Yuyuko: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! Not in my here ok, I just got that wall replaced from the last time you came over.
(Youmu and Marisa both put their weapons away and back off angrily)
Yuyuko: Hello Marisa...
Marisa: What up, Yuyuko?
Yuyuko: It's nice to see you and all but I was kind of in the middle of having tea, so...
Marisa: I know when I'm not welcome, ze!
Youmu: (Muttering under breath) Yeah right.
Yuyuko: Shut up Youmu.
Youmu: Yes, my lady.
Yuyuko: Before you go dear, do you have any idea why no one's dying today?
(Marisa makes a nervous face)
Marisa: Because I.... Killed all the youkai! Yes, they're all dead now! Ok, bye bye!
(Marisa jumps out another window, breaking it. Yuyuko and Youmu wince and sigh in unison)
Youmu: There's something very suspicious about her today, my lady.
Yuyuko: Mmm, I agree. (Yuyuko pauses in thought) Go slaughter me about two dozen pigs.
Youmu: May I ask why, my lady?
Yuyuko: It's Ham-splosion Sunday! How could you forget? I need at least two dozen pigs to have enough ham for a Ham-splosion!
Youmu: Wouldn't you rather have me investigate what Marisa's doing?
(Yuyuko gives Youmu an "Are-You-Totally-Defying-Me?" stare. Youmu rolls her eyes.)
Youmu: Very well, my lady. How many pigs do you wish to be slaughtered?
Yuyuko: Four dozen.
Youmu: But you just sa-
Yuyuko: What if Yukari comes over?
Youmu: Bu-
Yuyuko: Six dozen, I'm having seconds.
(Youmu sighs and stomps out of the house)
Yuyuko: Such a good girl.
--More to come soon!
