Cast:

Raina – Yours truly. I mean, seriously. Do I even have to tell you who I am?
Kira – My big brother.
SonicStage – SonyMP3’s software. Uses ATRAC music files.
SonyMP3 – An MP3 I bought about 5 years ago. The model hasn’t been available on markets for at least 3 years.
iRiverE100 – The new MP3 in the neighbourhood.

Act 1

SonicStage: Your music device is out of date. Please install updates to it.
SonyMP3: I’m not out of date!
Raina: It says you are, so I’m going to update you. SonicStage, what do I have to do?
SonicStage: First, delete all of the current files. Then install updates.
Raina: OK...
SonicStage: Deleting all 95 files.
SonyMP3: All files have been deleted successfully.
SonicStage: Installation has also been successfully completed.
Raina: Yay! Right, now I have to transfer my music files again...
SonicStage: Error... Error... There isn’t enough space on SonyMP3 for that song.
Raina: What do you mean? I just deleted everything.
SonyMP3: I feel sick...
SonicStage: It’s full. I can’t even fit one song in there.
Raina: Eh!? Hang on, let me check inside you, SonyMP3.
SonyMP3: No really, I think I’m going to be sick.
Raina: ... SonyMP3, you have 77 untitled songs inside. What are these? *presses Play*
SonyMP3: File Error! This music file cannot be played.
SonicStage: ... You’re joking.
Raina: ... He better be joking!
SonyMP3: I’m not joking I’m--- File Error! File Error! File Error!
SonicStage: Quickly, hit Reset!
Raina: *hits Reset*
SonyMP3: Successfully reset.
Raina: You still have those 77 untitled songs.
SonicStage: Reset again?
Raina: I am, but it’s still not working.
SonyMP3: Error! Error! Error! Error! Error!

Act 2

Raina: Big brother, guess what! I bought a new MP3 and I’m just downloading the software right now.
SonicStage: What!?
Kira: Software? MP3 players shouldn’t need a software.
SonicStage: Exactly. And besides, I’m working just fine --- wait, what?
Raina: Ah, but this one has a video player and a text reader. Introducing: iRiverE100~!
iRiverE100: Hello, nice to meet you.
SonicStage: What!?
Kira: What happened to your old one?
Raina: SonicStage killed it.
SonicStage: I did not!
Kira: Oh yeah, Sony is cheap.
SonicStage: No I’m not!
Raina: Yeah, Sony’s only good at making earphones.
Kira: Lol.
SonicStage: What!?
Raina: OK I’m done. Now what?
Kira: Transfer the songs, of course.
SonicStage: No wait! What about me!?
Raina: Kya~! This is exciting.
Kira: Lol, I know.
iRiverE100: Transfer is complete, Raina.
SonicStage: Wait, no! Stop!
Raina: Thank you, iRiverE100... Hm, my computer’s running real slow now.
SonicStage: Yeah, that’s right. Inferior crap software.
Kira: You just restart the comp, and it should be fine.
Raina: Oh~... Done. Yay! It’s working just like before.
SonicStage: ...
iRiverE100: Do you still need SonicStage?
Raina: No, I don’t. I should uninstall it.
Kira: If you do, then that will give you more space on the comp.
SonicStage: No, I barely take up space. You don’t need to uninstall me. *hides the Uninstall button*
Raina: SonicStage, you’re as hard to kill as a cockroach.
Kira: Here, try this. *gives an online tutorial about uninstallations*
Raina: Thank you, big brother!
Kira: Anything to kill a cockroach.
SonicStage: NOOOooo~~~...
iRiverE100: Uninstallation complete.