Okay I don't know about all you people out there but for yo info I am a short person 5'4 and ya see at my school everyone are giants, like monsters you know and when you go to school with all the creatures you end up there friends and then stuff kinda just makes ya mad ya know. You see I have this friend he's really tall and nice and stuff(sometimes) and when I stand next to him it's like Mori-senpai standing next to Honey-senpai (and of course I'm Honey). StarlightPrincess she's taller then me and sometimes she makes fun of me like one time at lunch I tried to talk to her and she said "I can't hear you lemme come down there so I listen to you" then she shrugs down to my hight and gives me this evil smile, or when I call her she says "oh I didn't see you down there where'd ya come from". (Gosh she's such a punk) Or some people think that I'm 12 no I am not 12 I'm 14 you idiot gosh "hey wuts up pip-squeek" "oops I almost stepped on ya there" "hows the weather down there" (I'll show you how the weather is down here) I have this friend who is younger then me but he's taller then me and we got into a fight adn I was all like "respect your elders" and he says "I will when they're taller then me" (PUNK) My fellow short people we must band together in the name of shortnes and destoy every thin we see fit!!!
p.s. milk is nasty and doesn't help you grow (just sayin) Never call a short person short "Edward Elric is my hero of shortness"