fuck my life, YOLO!

1. I really, really want to see The Avengers... but I have no money :( I spent it on The Hunger Games last March and I won't be receiving money until it's back to school.
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2. So Josh Hutcherson broke his nose 2 days ago.... I'm taking a moment to thank God it's not his jaw... must go to church tomorrow :">
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3. Peeta did not loose his leg in the movie... but what if the doctors have to amputate Josh's nose? Still hot...
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4. I'd like to make it clear that JOSH HUTCHERSON IS NOT SHORT YOU F*CKING BIATCHES!!! D:< His co-stars are just goddamn tall.
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5. I just noticed I have 110 subscribers. I've been inactive for a while and I'm surprised no one unsubscribed (except Asuha who got her account hacked)
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6. The thought of death is making me insane this month. What if I die? How will you guys know? Who will delete all my disturbing files (I have a collection of Josh Hutcherson's ass and Jennifer Lawrence derps) and my internet bookmarks (links of smut fanfics and gay pornzz lolz)??? OMFG, this is driving me crazy. I do not want to taint my family's dignity and morality. I'm such a shame to my whole clan.
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7. I'm turning 18 on July 12... A female turning 18 in the Philippines is like coming of age or something... I'm officially an adult! OH EHM GEE!!! I will finally have the right to go to prison. I can't be a jaywalker anymore!!! WHY!!!11!11! I'm forever five! I never wanna go up! DO NOT WANT
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8. Speaking of my 18th birthday, they asked me how I want to spend it. Obviously, I'm suggesting an Angry Birds themed party. That would be very cool!
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end of update because YOLO!

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