haha, just some random quotes i got off this site from facebook, i've been solidly laughing for about 20 minutes so i thought i'd share.
"If a police officer says; 'anything you say will be taken down and used in evidence', you're answer should always be 'please don't hit me again officer'"
"Ok, if we got caught, pretend we don't speak english"
-"what happend here?!?!?!"
-"No hablo ingles!"
-"oh, que paso?"
-RUN!!!!!
friends:
-I don't have any lunch money
- aw, you can borrow a fiver from me
best friends:
-I don't have any lunch money
- good, you were getting fat anyway
A boy is crying while watching TV.
Mum: What's wrong?
Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!
Mum: Aww, honey, it's not real, he's still alive...
Boy: That's why I'm crying
Fun idea: Don't have kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone.
Dear America,
Since you released upon us the horror that is Miley Cyrus, we have decided to retaliate.
Its name is Justin Bieber and no-one will be spared.
Yours faithfully,
Canada
Boy: I have something I have to say...
girl: Okay
boy: I lo-
girl: *Smiles and blushes*
boy: -st the game
lolage, hope everyone had a good april 1st
