Caption Battle: I'm Not Hugging You...

"It's that time again..."
"To ?"
"To ?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, for thinking outside this week's collective unconscious: nodokachan!

Haruko: Nothing says cool, moody pop star like this pose.

In second place, probably my personal favourite of the week: ThePockyGirl!

Haruko: I'm a little teapot, short and stout... here is my handle and here is my knife.

And in the coveted first place... I'll not go in detail as to why... Mercury Dragon!

Haruko: Time for your prostate exam.

Thank you, you three. Thank you.

Moving on to this week, we'll use a screencap I've had since May of last year courtesy of fallenangel8 and featuring the series Junjou Romantica. Guy is Akihiko Usami; teddy bear is teddy bear. Have fun:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And remember: asparagus makes liquid waste smell stronger.

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