Caption Battle: Don't Let Her Know I Broke...

"It's that time again..."
"To continue training the geisha army?"
"To take your partner's heart?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, because I always enjoy a relevant Star Wars reference: FaithlessFighter!

Even the Jedi got hit by the Recession.

In second place, because tall tales are always good: schultzie!

Liar, he never caught a fish that big.

And in the coveted first place, for noticing something no one else did... Keba Si Rota!

Ginji was too mesmerized by the glowy thing to notice that someone stole his pants.

One more February battle to go!

This week's screenshot comes courtesy of Mitsudo Moe Desbrekoo! and features the series Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. From left to right we have Vic, Ling, Garfiel, Alphonse, and Winry. Give 'er a go:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: there are one hundred ways to love a cat - one hundred loving ways.