Caption Battle: See? Food!

"It's that time again..."
"To learn what flan is?"
"To has speech impediment?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, for making me straight-up laugh: 64oldman!

IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO!
Once it hits the ground,
IT'S SCREW'D!

In second place, being clever and original as always: KeenHavoc!

See, a real pro knows that ninja-snow-angels don't leave foot prints.

And in the coveted first place, keepin' it both classy and in-universe... akari yasutora!

This is why there is a main branch and a side branch in the Hyuga clan.

I'm glad for the turnout this week. Way to come out, folks!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of ID: Infinite Desbrekos and features the series Shinryaku! Ika Musume (Squid Girl). Girl on the right is Ika Musume (or Squid Girl); girl in the shrimp costume on the left is Sanae. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: hot tea cascading onto your lap is unsurprisingly painful.

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