Caption Battle: Playing The Ewok Card...

"It's that time again..."
"To train our dragons?"
"To escape the wolves?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, playing on the joys of Japanese otaku: xfishyx!

Those body pillows are just getting weirder and weirder.

In second place with the creepiest Christmas carol of them all: CelestialSushi!

Tessai: I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake...

And in the coveted first place, with the best implementation of a Watchmen quote I've ever seen in the caption battles... the real yojimbo!

Tessai (As a narrator.): All the orange haired shinigami and their zanpakutos will shout "Save us!" And I'll look down, and whisper "No."

Again, it's all about what is the funniest at that exact, frozen, moment in time. That's the key, ladies and gents'...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of MaraNekoyasha13 and features the series Yu-Gi-Oh!. The floaty things are kuribohs; the guy behind them is Dan Green. Go for it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: dragons aren't quite so fireproof on the inside.

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