"It's that time again..."
"To re-roll?"
"To give the priest the chainsaw?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"
But first, last week's winners:
In third place, short and sweet and playing off the given faces: Koobaxion!
Ed: "Got your nose!"
In second place, because reality television is out of control: TimeChaser!
Fullmetal Prison Guards. The new reality series premiering this fall on Spike TV.
And in the coveted first place with a beautiful and slightly icky payoff... xfishyx!
Judging by his face, the prisoner just transmuted Alanine, Arginine, Ascorbic acid, Allantoin, Amino acids, Bicarbonate, Biotin, Calcium, Creatinine, Cystine, DHEA, Dopamine, Epinephrine, Folic acid, Glucose, Glutamic acid, Glycine, Inositol, Iodine, Iron, Lysine, Magnesium, Manganese, Melatonin, Methionine, Nitrogen, Ornithane, Pantothenic acid, Phenylalaline, Phosphorus, Potassium, Proteins, Riboflavin, Tryptophan, Tyrosine, Urea, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, and Zinc in his pants.
I had to google that to get the full joke. It was totally worth it.
This week's screencap comes courtesy of 1dev13 and features the series Bleach. Guy on top is Tessai Tsukabishi; guy on bottom is Johnny Yong Bosch. Keep it classy, folks:
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.
And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: woodchucks clearly chuck wood - stop getting all hypothetical about it.
