Caption Battle: Caluhameha!

"It's that time again..."
"To hunt down Bill Williamson?"
"To prescribe high fives?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, for just being to the point and snappy: moonlit dream!

Japanese convenience stores sell everything.

In second place, playing off the image's two chief points of swords and moe: KeenHavoc!

Behold the added content for the next NO MORE HEROES game,
it will have more creepy moe than you can jerk a Wii-mote at.

And in the coveted first place, for pretty much being a perfect caption in every way possible... The Goddamn Shinmaru!

The Shinsenmugi: The latest by-product of moe.

Special extra mention goes out this week to KeenHavoc, who if not for being the same person, would have placed multiple times with some top-notch captions. Really funny stuff for an otherwise fairly light caption week.

So this week, our screencap comes courtesy of Ace and features the series Digimon Tamers. The girl is Jeri Katou, the digimon is Calumon. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: if you buy a Rockstar game for your child, you're a terrible parent.

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