Caption Battle (MMM): Watched Phone Never Boils...

"It's that time again..."
"To wish the PS2 a happy birthday?"
"To watch Bobby Kotick as the flames rise?"
"No... it's time for March Member Madness!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, because Vic's style is not everyone's style: akari yasutora!

I think we'd all be upset if that happened to our pants.

In second place, because it was plain funnier than others: TimeChaser!

Vic is trying to run from the fangirls, but what we don't see is his ankle chained to the table.

And in the coveted first place, because often is it hard to say "velociraptor" without smiling... Ace!

Vic Mignogna tries to explain to his fans that he turned down the chance to reprise his role as Edward Elric in the new Fullmetal Alchemist series in favor of another show, wherein he had the chance to play a velociraptor.

Good week, guys! Wasn't a huge turnout, but those who came to play left a lot of good suff, so I'll consider it a win.

Alright, so this week we officially enter March Member Madness(TM)! First up is the very image that kickstarted this idea in the first place: the photographer is probably Kastom, and the location is Youmacon 2009 in Dearborn, Michigan. Girls in the picture are (from left to right), Nehsriah and Katana. Give 'em a try:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content - especially this month, with March Member Madness(TM) upon us! You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: just because they're not blood relatives it doesn't make the decision any easier.

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