Caption Battle: I Had Nothing More Christmasy...

"It's that time again, that time of year,
To see if I can get this posted before the podcast records..."

But first, last time's winners:

In third place, somehow sticking in my head really well on my first pass: mariomario!

Tama: "When Morpheus offers you the blue and the red pill, don't take both or some weird stuff is going to happen..."

In second place, with not nearly as obscure of a reference as people might think: BloodRedArab!

For some reason, the new Donnie Darko anime didn't take off quite as well as they were expecting...

And in the coveted first place with something that sounds really really dirty even though it mostly isn't... her triumphant return to the top... Calaya!

Wanna see my hole?

Well done, guys. Also, yes, I concede that that was indeed not Tama but just some random dude in a bunny costume. The more you know...

Well, being the last Caption Battle before Christmas, I was hoping I'd still have something stashed away for it... but nope, I got nothin'. So instead, we'll go with a shot that's somewhat tangently comparable to Christmas. It's possibly sacrilegious depending on how you feel about it, but it's from Love Hina, so who cares? Comes from ye olde archives, and features Keitaro Urashima in a world of trouble. Have fun now:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, or else Santa Claus will climb into his Gundam and he will take. You. Out.

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