Caption Battle: Believe In Me Who Believes In You...

"It's that time again..."
"To figure out what Rambo 5 is going to be about?"
"To count how many movies involve pigs eating people?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place because we all love localization: Zero070810!

Usually Americans screw up Japanese shows.
This is the Japanese take on "Two and a Half Men"

In second place with a well-placed anime reference: mariomario!

Red: "...and this is what happens when you forget 21 kg of carbon when you do human transmutation."

And in the coveted first place with a brilliant reference older than history... or maybe just referencing Year One.. Erzengel Weiss!

And so father took son to a far far away land on a sacred mission. It was then when Isaac shouted, "Holy crap Dad, I got a better idea...sacrifice that!"

This was muuuuuuch better than last week. Thank you, guys. You've made an old man proud. But, since he called me out on my threat, I'll mention Flint's caption for Dug because it was just that good:

"I think now, looking back, we did not drag a house to a spot on a mountain via balloons. We dragged ourselves. And the house was us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there with me, the rest of my days. As I am sure Carl will be, fighting with Muntz for what Kevin called 'possession of my soul'. There are times since, I've felt like a child, born of those two fathers. Be that as it may, those dogs who made it have an obligation to build again. To teach to other dogs what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and meaning to this life."

Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of red tigress and features the series Hayate no Gotoku. On the left is (I think) Tama, and on the right is Hayate. Have fun, now!

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: live for nothing, or die for something...

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