Caption Battle: The Evil Not Seen...

"It's that time again..."
"To find more retail shelf space for another Guitar Hero game?"
"To take it to Renaissance Italy, one hidden blade assassination at a time?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, being just geeky enough to be extra funny: KeenHavoc!

Wario: "Hey, did you see this awesome valley?!"
Sonic: "Man I hate bump mapping."

In second place with some nice deadpan observational humour: darknessslayer!

One of the better games Sonic has been in recently.

And in the coveted first place, with a kinda cheap but undeniably funny shot... Miss Anonymous!

Sonic could have lived without the knowledge that Wario was wearing a thong.

There were a few great lines in there this week, so good work. Moving on...

This week we'll go with an old screencap courtesy of Nehszriah featuring the series Cyborg 009 (the 2001 series, specifically). On the left is Cyborg 006 (alias Chang Changku), on the right is Dr. Isaac Gilmore. Go for it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: "Stick to beer, you're in the clear" was totally busted on Mythbusters.

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