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Caption Battle: Five Kids, Two Bikes, No Cups...

"It's that time again..."
"To fix our kneepads?"
"To figure out what to do when Hulkamania runs wild?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, keeping it current: DemonKingAtticus!

Hitomi: Come on guys! I just want to watch the World Cup!

In second place, keeping it current but playing up the scenario even more: KeenHavoc!

One girl discovers that the only things in the ocean more scary than an oil spill are the people they send and their plans to fix it.

And in the coveted first place with a nice little bit of snap to it... batosai33!

Sometimes you have to ask yourself: is it more dangerous to take the drugs, or be the only one in the room who DIDN'T take the drugs?

Drugs're bad, mmkay? Moving on...

This screenshot comes courtesy of 1dev13 and features The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. From left to right, you have Mikuru Asahina, Itsuki Koizumi, Yuki Nagato, Haruhi Suzumiya, and Kyon. Have fun now:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: no one likes Vince Russo.

Caption Battle: Eye of the Beholder...

"It's that time again..."
"To remember Dennis Hopper for who he was, not for when he played King Koopa?"
"To play Megaman?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place with a very straight forward caption: xfishyx!

Poor Rinslet. She's a dog person.

In second place with a super corny pun that makes me smile: TimeChaser!

Sven: "You'll have to excuse Rinslet, she's feeling a bit CATatonic right now."

And in the coveted first place, focusing on an aspect of the image that very few chose to really notice... The Mask!

Walker, are you okay?
Walker, are you okay?
Are you okay, Walker?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
Those cute animals.

Ah... the King of Pop lives on... moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Magical Moe Lyrical Desbreko, and features the series The Vision of Escaflowne. The human in the middle is Hitomi; the rest are unnamed Gecko People. Have fun with it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: if a man in a jumpsuit sitting on a park bench asks you to "do it", you should ignore him lest you spend some time cleaning yourself up.

Caption Battle: Personal Army Da Nya!

"It's that time again..."
"To see me dancing?"
"To take a ride on a disco stick?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, being of the two word snappy variant: 36inc!

Jeri Katou: He peed!

In second place, in honour of all the neglected dalmatians in the world: xfishyx!

Remember, a digimon is for life, not just for Christmas.

And in the coveted first place with what I imagine (and kinda hope in a sick way) will probably piss some folks off... kyouyarenge!

Wanna be Misty has a wanna be Togepi! How convenient!

Bahaha... oh Digimon, you get no love even though you came out first... anyway, moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features the series Black Cat. Guy on the left is Sven Vollfield, girl on the right is Rinslet Walker, and everything else is "the uber army of Kittehs". Have at it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: a lay & pray strategy may be effective, but it doesn't make you any friends.

Caption Battle: Caluhameha!

"It's that time again..."
"To hunt down Bill Williamson?"
"To prescribe high fives?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, for just being to the point and snappy: moonlit dream!

Japanese convenience stores sell everything.

In second place, playing off the image's two chief points of swords and moe: KeenHavoc!

Behold the added content for the next NO MORE HEROES game,
it will have more creepy moe than you can jerk a Wii-mote at.

And in the coveted first place, for pretty much being a perfect caption in every way possible... The Goddamn Shinmaru!

The Shinsenmugi: The latest by-product of moe.

Special extra mention goes out this week to KeenHavoc, who if not for being the same person, would have placed multiple times with some top-notch captions. Really funny stuff for an otherwise fairly light caption week.

So this week, our screencap comes courtesy of Ace and features the series Digimon Tamers. The girl is Jeri Katou, the digimon is Calumon. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: if you buy a Rockstar game for your child, you're a terrible parent.

Caption Battle: Kyoto, Fun For The Whole Family...

"It's that time again..."
"To petition the reinstatement of Ifrit to the summons?"
"To give up on the Vancouver Canucks forever and ever?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place with a multifaceted butt joke: DemonKingAtticus!

While Neji is disgusted, Tenten is not impressed with Rock Lee's results from his "Buns of Steel: Volumes 1-5" work-out routine nor on his impression of a weather vane.

In second place with the most satisfying parachute joke: Mamma Vash!

Neji: So you have the parachute...but you still can't sky dive without the plane!

And in the coveted first place, because in some situations sexism can be funny... the ever-talented Ace!

Lee: Fake pregnancy no Jutsu!
Neji: Hey, look, Tenten, it's the only thing Masashi Kishimoto will ever let you be useful for.

It's all in her face, really. Anyway, moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of schultzie and features the second season of K-On!!. Because K-On!! is awesome. Just accept that. On the left is Tsumugi ("Mugi"), on the right is Yui. Get on it, now:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: commandos do more damage, but ravagers can stagger faster.