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Caption Battle: Some Folks Just Don't Care...

"It's that time again..."
"To watch another seventy-two minutes of Megavideo?"
"To chart the company policies between Disney and Nickelodeon?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place with a fitting albeit fairly derivative line: xfishyx!

Misato can (not) get up.

In second place, because it takes all kinds: Aethelwynne!

Yup. There's a fandom for that.

And in the coveted first place, (sorta) playing true to the story that is Evangelion... TimeChaser!

Whenever Angels attack, it's comforting to know we have such competent, professional people there to defend -- Oh crap...

Congratulations! And yeah, I'll probably link to TV Tropes one more time before we're through...

So this week's screencap comes courtesy of JingleStansChibi, and features the series Slap Up Party - Arad Senki. The guy in blue is Baron, the guy in red is Capensis. Go for it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: subtlety is divine.

Caption Battle: Who Doesn't Love Penguins?

Oh bugger, guess who almost forgot to do this before bedtime?!

Let's hurry: last week's winners:

In third place with a reference that would make Hasbro smile: TimeChaser!

Lucy in the Library with the Swordfish.

In second place because I laugh at misfortune: Hikari Mogami!

It was her birthday, too.

And in the coveted first place, with the kind of reference that will never ever get old... CelestialSushi!

This girl was told marlin fishing was illegal in these parts. I guess you could say... she got the point.

I am so favouriting that video... congratulations, everyone. Great week all around!

This week is a rush, so I'll pull from mine own archives (even though this one's rather new). Comes from the new movie Evangelion: 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance, and features Misato Katsuragi and Pen Pen - here's a hint: Pen Pen's not the human one:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: psychic octopi are frightening.

Caption Battle: Ignoble Death...

"It's that time again..."
"To cheer for Spain?"
"To VvvvvvvvvvvVVVVVVvvvvvvVVVVVvvvVVvVvVVVVVVvvvvvv?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, being "betta zan mama": Chel the Bell!

Cooking Mama would be so proud.

In second place, taking my childhood and making it undergo girlification: Shinmaru!

Japan's shoujo remake of Rocky differs quite a bit from the source material.

And in the coveted first place with a reference that is hard to miss but someone had to do it... The Mask!

After watching reruns of Death Note, Usui suddenly remarked, "I will take this chicken egg - and break it!"

Ah, if only there were epic chanting as well... ah well. Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of love966 and once again features the insanity that is Gag Manga Biyori. I have no idea who the characters are, so if you must... you may imagine that the kneeling girl is Mina, the supine girl is Lucy, and the marlin is Renfield. Have at it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: you don't want to be the middle of a human centipede.

Caption Battle: Omega-3 With Style...

"It's that time again..."
"To unleash all zig?"
"To feel asleep?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, catering to the Medieval Studies student in me: Rageon!

Memento mori

In second place, imparting words of wisdom: KeenHavoc!

In a global recession a smart man invests in potatoes,
but the smarter man diversifies with lead.

And in the coveted first place with the best reference to current events this week... Kimmeh!

Germany: IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR DAMN REF I LOST THAT GAME AGAINST SERBIA.

Bwahaha... oh soccer fans... moving on...

This week's screencap comes once again from the vast repository of Desbreko: 1.11 You Are (Not) Moe and features the series Kaichou wa Maid-sama!. Dude cracking the egg is Usui Takumi. The rest is pretty self-explanatory:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: if rocks fall, everybody dies.

Caption Battle: Reich Beats Res Publica...

"It's that time again..."
"To work on cardio?"
"To stop talking trash?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, speaking nothing but the truth: Grayfire!

Obviously, gas prices are too high.

In second place, with an inconvenient caption: Neko Nana Mode!

Haruhi stands tall as she guides her minions in the ways of Al Gore.

And in the coveted first place, with what I can simply describe as "truly amusing literature"... the returning caption champion, Ace!

This looks profoundly unsafe at first glance, but upon further investigation, you will notice that Yuki is actually riding an invisible unicycle, meaning that what you are witnessing is only remarkably unsafe.

Y'know, even with as few entries as we had, I quite enjoyed many of them. Well done, folks.

This week's screencap comes courtesy of ouransgirl and features the series Hetalia: Axis Powers. On the left is the Roman Empire; on the right is Germany. It's Hetalia, that's how they roll:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: target in the center, pull the switch.