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Caption Battle: Eats Babies...

Sorry this is late! Film race took up 24 hours of my life! I'm back now, though.

So yes, last week's winners:

In third place, being able to read minds: Hisaishi!

Bulimia is so '87, Koyoi.

In second place, because this is how anime rolls: kyouyarenge!

Ayumi: That's a size B?!

And in the coveted first place, only because the arm nub makes it awesome... Ace!

Looks like Ayumi just had to ask Koyoi to define "futanari".

Good job. Still, I think I'll call it now: futanari in captions will not be funny for the next month. We must diversify!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Miss Anonymous and features the film Tokyo Godfathers. From left to right we have Gin, Miyuki and Hana; the baby's name is Kiyoko:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: It's not impossible to make an entire short film within 24 hours.

Caption Battle: But Why Are There Three?

"It's that time again..."
"To buy more Nerf toys?"
"To figure out what happened to Mel Gibson's career?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last time's winners:

In third place, with a slight subversion of the usual joke: CelestialSushi!

The 80s called; they said you could keep him.

In second place, 'cause y'all know I loves my Labyrinth: TimeChaser!

Futari wa Labyrinth starring David Bowie.

And in the coveted first place, sniping out the win with an amazing caption I never saw coming... SaigasEye!

Sadly, Pissard believed this to be the audition for Futanari Wa Precure.

If you don't understand that last joke, it's for the best. Other than that, amazing couple weeks guys. Thanks.

This week's screencap comes once again courtesy of Desbrekomatic and features the series Hatsukoi Limited. On the left is Koyoi, on the right is Ayumi. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: kittens don't like getting wet.

Caption Battle: Cat People...

"It's that time again..."
"To read about the Marines?"
"To picket Subway's high fructose corn syrup bread?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, going old-school sci-fi as usual: TimeChaser!

Host Club of the Triffids!

In second place with a subverted lampshade hanging... Ace!

Tamaki: No, don't look! I can't let you see me....
Haruhi: Oh, relax. The sexual tension's been through the roof since episode 1. Everyone expected this.
Tamaki: ...WEARING SOCKS WITH SANDALS!
Haruhi: *facepalm*

And in the coveted first place, with a nice, simple, but completely earnest caption... Kratos Cruxis!

Great way to meet the future in-laws, no?

Goodness it's late right now! I need to hurry up...

Okay, so this week's screencap comes courtesy of Desbreko-tan and features the series Futari Wa Precure. Dude's name is Pissard. Don't break anything, now:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Caption Battle: First Pregnant Men, Now This...

"It's that time again..."
"To decapitate French nobility?"
"To hate on the Qing Dynasty?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, enjoying the contrariness of contradiction: cougarsama!

Well, at least it's a nice day for it . . .

In second place, leading with a love of laconicism: Rageon!

Itsuki: "What baby?"

And in the coveted first place, simply because y'alls know I like boats... KeenHavoc!

If you played the game then you'd know that this is one of the happier endings to School Days.

Y'know, I should really watch that some day... good week, lots of captions. Thanks, guys.

This week's screencap comes courtesy of 1dev13 and features the series Ouran High School Host Club. Guy on the left is Tamaki, girl on the right is Haruhi. But you probably knew that already, didn't ya?

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: "It's not what it looks like!" never wins.

Caption Battle: Abomination Has Been Planted...

"It's that time again..."
"To nap?"
"To remember that all-you-can-eat sushi never ends well?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place: Kratos Cruxis!

It's at times like this when you wonder if you left the stove on.

In second place: myanimeworld149!

The Joker try-outs were really getting desperate.
Heath Ledger we miss you...

And in the coveted first place... Silver Mech!

It's just like college! One guy is inattentive while another beats him with a slice of cheese, and dresses the inattentive guy like a cat girl.

Not a lot of entries last week. Let's try better this week, nya?

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Futari Wa Moe Desbreko and features the series Heartcatch Precure. From left to right we have Tsubomi, Erika, and Itsuki. Have fun with it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: flies spread disease, so keep yours closed!