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Caption Battle: The Earth Screams Hello...
"It's that time again..."
"To re-roll?"
"To give the priest the chainsaw?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"
But first, last week's winners:
In third place, short and sweet and playing off the given faces: Koobaxion!
Ed: "Got your nose!"
In second place, because reality television is out of control: TimeChaser!
Fullmetal Prison Guards. The new reality series premiering this fall on Spike TV.
And in the coveted first place with a beautiful and slightly icky payoff... xfishyx!
Judging by his face, the prisoner just transmuted Alanine, Arginine, Ascorbic acid, Allantoin, Amino acids, Bicarbonate, Biotin, Calcium, Creatinine, Cystine, DHEA, Dopamine, Epinephrine, Folic acid, Glucose, Glutamic acid, Glycine, Inositol, Iodine, Iron, Lysine, Magnesium, Manganese, Melatonin, Methionine, Nitrogen, Ornithane, Pantothenic acid, Phenylalaline, Phosphorus, Potassium, Proteins, Riboflavin, Tryptophan, Tyrosine, Urea, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, and Zinc in his pants.
I had to google that to get the full joke. It was totally worth it.
This week's screencap comes courtesy of 1dev13 and features the series Bleach. Guy on top is Tessai Tsukabishi; guy on bottom is Johnny Yong Bosch. Keep it classy, folks:
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.
And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: woodchucks clearly chuck wood - stop getting all hypothetical about it.
Caption Battle: No One Will Ever Know...
"It's that time again..."
"To chase the double rainbow?"
"To not stop believing?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"
But first, last week's winners:
In third place, not really saying what she's saying: twilight luna!
Saying "only in Japan" for this is just about as redundant as the Delicious Happy Fluffy Pink Cupcake of Redundant Happiness.
...so I shall keep it to myself.
In second place being deliciously succinct as always: KeenHavoc!
Welcome to the internet, here are the forums.
And in the coveted first place for just giving a really complete, all-points caption with a wonderful finish... Koobaxion!
And as the young couple looked on, Pikachu was beaten up by Naruto, a Wailord cosplayer, and a furry. It was a sad day, indeed.
Lots of good captions this week! Well done, folks!
This week's screencap comes courtesy of KeenHavoc and features the series Fullmetal Alchemist: The Regular Version (as confirmed by the wonderful people in the chatroom since I forgot). If you don't know who these people are yet, Haruhi help you all...
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.
And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: Guile's theme goes with everything.
Caption Battle: Cartoon Violence...
"It's that time again..."
"To bleach the sink?"
"To learn why Bayonetta's head is so small?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"
But first, last week's winners:
In third place preying on my love of internet videos: 1dev13!
Looks like Shampoo and Ukyo are making a reaction video to Two Girls One Cup. Oh, pity...So. Much. Pity.
In second place, playing on my love of Takahashi: Ace!
Shampoo: You mean after countless years of dedication Rumiko Takahashi will just... abandon us?
Ukyo: And HOW LONG does her next series last?!
And in the coveted first place, snacking on my love of Star Wars... CelestialSushi!
Remember: you don't have to be an "official" Sith to accidentally Force Choke someone.
Yes, I can be that fickle sometimes. Moving on...
This week's screencap comes courtesy of red tigress and features the series Hayate no Gotoku! Frankly, she gave me this screencap a long time ago, so I forget who everyone is. Most likely, it won't even matter - good luck:
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.
And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: replacing a head gasket is expensive as all hell.
Caption Battle: Double Face-Claw, All The Way!
"It's that time again..."
"To play Last Night On Earth again?"
"To buy a second Move controller?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"
But first, last week's winners:
In third place with a snappy one-liner: FaithlessFighter!
Ketchup pizza: The path of destiny that takes you straight to the toilet.
In second place, twisting the famous jingle: TimeChaser!
The Hand of Ketchup Destiny does not care if you want to Have It Your Way.
And in the coveted first place, invoking the honoured dead... batosai33!
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH INSANITY KETCHUP, FROM THE MAKERS OF INSAINITY WOOD. IT GOES GREAT WITH HOT DOGS, AND THROWS YOU INTO A MURDEROUS RAGE. GET YOUR INSANITY WOOD NOW FOR ONLY $19.95. CALL NOW!
I miss that man so much... ah, Billy... anyway, moving on...
This week's screencap comes courtesy of Desbrekamelldansen and features the Ranma 1/2 OVA from Weekly Shounen Sunday's 50th Anniversary special. Girl on the left is Shampoo, girl on the right is Ukyo - nobody else matters:
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.
And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: you can play bocce anywhere...
Caption Battle: Seeing Red...
"It's that time again..."
"To carry Pi to the 461st decimal place?"
"To figure out why Kei's gotta hate even though we love her?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"
But first, last week's winners, as facilitated by a screencap courtesy of CelestialSushi:
In third place, for being deliciously flippant: 64oldman!
I heard this evolves into a Gyarados.
In second place, because everyone loves classic gaming: Eluria!
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this...
And in the coveted place, simply because deadpan has a way of making me happy... edisshort!
Japan is the only place where girls with swords can randomly walk somewhere with a giant tuna in their hand. You don't see that in America.
I do love deadpan... food for thought, I suppose. In any case, good job, guys!
This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features the series Burst Angel. The girl is Amy; the hand is apparently the Hand of Ketchup Destiny. So I have been told, so now have you been told:
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.
And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: never forget to bring a butfor when you go traveling.
