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Caption Battle: Moon Blinked...

"It's that time again..."
"To damn the torpedoes?"
"To set to stun?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place with what is almost a Good Will Hunting joke: Ducky!

Unfortunately, Kagami's sex change operation couldn't erase her history in the porn business.

In second place, because picking on naive, ultra-conservative, overly-religious types is always good for grins: Ace!

Kagami: This is NOTHING like my scriptures!

And in the coveted first place with precision-guided, peer-approved laconicism... NekoTenshiEmi!

Kagami: "D...dad?!"

See? I totally listen to you guys... anyway, congrats, winners!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Ducky and features the series Azumanga Daioh. Girl on the left is Sakaki; girl on the right is Kagura. Now do it to it!

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: you have to destroy the brain.

Caption Battle: Rated M For Manly...

"It's that time again..."
"To avenge our mothers?"
"To shut the front door?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, because we can see it happening in real life: cowboysean!

From the creators of Poltergeist and the cast of Squid Girl comes the newest horror film from Japan: Prawnzilla.

IN second place, 'cause everyone loves a good oxymoron: Solenm Serpent!

Realizing that she was indeed a 'jumbo' shrimp, Sanae's mind shattered once she'd grasped the oxymoron.

And in the coveted first place, for a well-fitting relevance-based line... DemonKingAtticus!

The love between a Squid Girl and a Shrimp Girl is a beautiful thing. Unfortunately, the Governor of Tokyo wants to ban that as well.

Bwahaha... oh Tokyo... anyway...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Lyndy Lou and features the series Lucky Star. Girl behind the doujinshi is Kagami. Let's do it, to it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: true love is breaking someone out of jail.

Caption Battle: See? Food!

"It's that time again..."
"To learn what flan is?"
"To has speech impediment?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, for making me straight-up laugh: 64oldman!

IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO!
Once it hits the ground,
IT'S SCREW'D!

In second place, being clever and original as always: KeenHavoc!

See, a real pro knows that ninja-snow-angels don't leave foot prints.

And in the coveted first place, keepin' it both classy and in-universe... akari yasutora!

This is why there is a main branch and a side branch in the Hyuga clan.

I'm glad for the turnout this week. Way to come out, folks!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of ID: Infinite Desbrekos and features the series Shinryaku! Ika Musume (Squid Girl). Girl on the right is Ika Musume (or Squid Girl); girl in the shrimp costume on the left is Sanae. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: hot tea cascading onto your lap is unsurprisingly painful.

Caption Battle: I've Got Not Strings To Hold Me Down...

"It's that time again..."
"To stop pissing off your neighbours?"
"To clean up the kitchen?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place because it's just kinda cute: TimeChaser!

You're in good hands with Yu-Gi-Allstate.

In second place, because lots of us thought of this: CelestialSushi!

Yusei: THIS THING'S A GUY????

And in the coveted first place, with the smoothest of this style of joke... schultzie!

This is the face of a kid who was just told that there was candy in a van.

Not a bad week at all, folks. Job well done!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of PheonixFox and features the series Naruto. Guy in the air is Steve Staley. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: if the angles don't add up to 180, then it's not a triangle.

Caption Battle: Take My Hand, We'll Make It, I Swear...

"It's that time again..."
"To start training for writing '11 after dates?"
"To buy a new ski jacket?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last time's winners:

In third place, because it is inspired by true life: wingedshadowwolf!

Mirai: Shut up you turd!
Yuuki: Ha ha you step on turds!
(Mirai starts to stomp harder)

In second place, also because it is inspired by true life: schultzie!

She wanted YuGiOh stuff, so he gave her a box set of YuGiOh 5Ds.
The bruising will clear up, but the memory will last forever.
Gotta love sibling rivalry.

And in the coveted first place for its all-encompassing nature... Kitty K.O.!

The greatest gift any child could ask for this Christmas... A Sado-Maso relationship.

Ahhh, lookit the little boy and how he loves it... glorious...

Alright, so this week's screencap comes courtesy of MaraNekoyasha and features the series (fittingly enough) Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's. The boy is Rally; the hand is Yusei. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: sometimes SomeGuy gets tired, and doesn't want to be too colourful during these posts. Just sayin'.