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Caption Battle: I'm Gonn' Butter Yo Bread...
"It's that time again..."
"To listen to Morgan Freeman talk?"
"To watch Gordon Freeman not talk?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"
But first, last week's winners (as picked by this week's guest judge Red Tigress):
In third place, totally not at all being sarastic: Miss Anonymous!
You'd think that with Jack being Japanese and all, he could easily handle any sea creature, not to mention cook it up for chow time later. [/politically correct]
In second place, risking all sense of good taste: TimeChaser!
Come on Jack, it's just a jellyfish. It took a stingray to take down Steve Irwin.
And in the coveted first place, saying (again) what everyone was thinking... Aceburner!
Jack's face at realizing how many tentacle jokes were in store for him in this week's caption battle.
I really need to work on these quicker, especially considering next week...
So this week, we get a screencap courtesy of Hisaishi and featuring the series Hare+Guu. Hare's on the left, Guu is on the right. Easy, huh?
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.
And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And remember: Scotland is part of Britain, but Ireland is not.
Caption Battle: Least He's Not Drowning...
"It's that time again..."
"To eliminate Las Plagas?"
"To discuss showers in French?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"
But first, last week's winners:
In third place, bringing context to the world: iluvtails!
In the end Shigure got the last stick of Pocky.
In second place, calling out the animation shortcuts: Angel Zakuro!
This argument started over who stole whose nose.
And in the coveted first place, saying what everyone's thinking... fallenangel8!
The sad thing about this picture: 75% of fangirls are going to find it hot.
Ah, good fun... let's move on to this week, shall we?
This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features the non-anime anime Samurai Jack (yeah, we're breakin' all the rules today - I mean, unless you guys just wanted more Rozen Maiden?). I'll give you three guesses as to who the person in the screencap is:
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.
And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And remember: Hugh Laurie is actually British, not American!
Caption Battle: Sworn Enemies...
"It's that time again?"
"To carve duel weapons out of our boat oars?"
"To defeat Cao Cao at the Red Cliffs?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"
But first, last week's winners:
In third place, because ironic readings are wonderful things: darknessslayer!
I would like to thank eHarmony for this perfect match.
In second place, striking my weakness for good Avatar references: Aceburner!
Akihiko: My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
Teddy: That's rough, buddy.
And in the coveted first place, with both a message (kinda) and a joke... Kensuke Ryumura!
Akihiko used to have a girlfriend, but now he smokes pot and hangs with a teddy bear.
Live Above the Influence.
Really, really good week, guys. I was extremely happy at how many good captions actually came out this week. Thanks!
Moving on to this week, I continue to clean out my super old pictures from our pre-VV days. This one comes from ThePockyGirl, fetures Fruits Basket, and involves Kyo (the cat) and Yuki (the rat). Have at thee:
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.
And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And remember: stamens are the male flower parts and pistils are the girl ones.
Caption Battle: I'm Not Hugging You...
"It's that time again..."
"To ?"
"To ?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"
But first, last week's winners:
In third place, for thinking outside this week's collective unconscious: nodokachan!
Haruko: Nothing says cool, moody pop star like this pose.
In second place, probably my personal favourite of the week: ThePockyGirl!
Haruko: I'm a little teapot, short and stout... here is my handle and here is my knife.
And in the coveted first place... I'll not go in detail as to why... Mercury Dragon!
Haruko: Time for your prostate exam.
Thank you, you three. Thank you.
Moving on to this week, we'll use a screencap I've had since May of last year courtesy of fallenangel8 and featuring the series Junjou Romantica. Guy is Akihiko Usami; teddy bear is teddy bear. Have fun:
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.
And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And remember: asparagus makes liquid waste smell stronger.
Caption Battle: Stuck In The Middle With You...
"It's that time again..."
"To grind up aborted foetuses and cook them into fried dumplings so as to keep oneself eternally young?"
"...it's time for this week's caption battle!"
But first, last week's winners:
In third place, because everyone loves a dictionary entry: lazyweird1!
Moeness: Verb., To be adorable to the point of catastrophe.
In second place with what I believe to be ironically funny: kugen!
She's the sunshine in his life.
And in the coveted first place, with all of two words... Allamorph!
Bad touch.
Job well done.
So let's see... this week, we'll take a break from the Desbreko and go with a screencap courtesy of Hisaishi, featuring FLCL. Girl's name is Haruko. Enjoy:
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.
And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And remember: not all mummies are Egyptian.
