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Caption Battle: Big Dreams, Tall Order...

"It's that time again..."
"To divide by zero?"
"To learn that he's not a walking bear?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, going "that one particular route": LoulouSegawa!

Miroku has a yaoi paddle in his other hand.

In second place, with a gutsy border-skirter: Allamorph!

Finding clever ways to smell your girlfriend's hair tip #6: Feign homophobia.

And in the coveted first place, for just straight up being awesome... red.alchemist!

Well, isn't that how dogs say hello?

Very nice, high five. Moving on...

So all my screencaps got mixed around so I no longer remember which came first and which did not. So we're gonna go with a new one courtesy of amandaxthomas and featuring good ol' Fullmetal Alchemist (possibly Brotherhood, I still haven't started that yet). You should all really know this by now, but just in case... girl on the left is Winry, guy on the right is Alphonse, and guy in the middle is Vic Minogna. Have fun:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions.

Caption Battle: Scary Hand Is Scary...

"It's that time again..."
"To listen to never ending girl's talk?"
"To study hard after school?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, with the technology gag: red.alchemist!

We've come a long way from Red-and-blue 3D Glasses.

In second place, with the (first) parenting gag: mariomario!

This is why your parents tell you not to sit so close to the television.

And in the coveted first place with the mythology gag... joedela!

If you get this picture, than please explain the ending of Evangelion to me...

I'm not gonna lie, this week was a good week. Very hard to pick winners. Very pleased. Well done, all of you. And now, moving on...

Figured it'd be fair to not use another Desbreko screencap this week (although they are many and of amazing quality). So this week, we'll take a screencap courtesy of Kimmeh and featuring that one show that everyone either loves or hates with the guy with the ears. Not that you don't already know this but "boomerang girl" is Sango, "schoolgirl" is Kagome, "hand guy" on the far left is Miroku, and "dog guy" is Richard Ian Cox. Have fun!

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember... moe moe, kyun!

Caption Battle: Wan-wan! Say Ahh!

"It's that time again..."
"To remember that people on the internet are jerks?"
"To wonder when they'll make a new map for Battlefield 1943?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, being the first person to nail The Obvious Caption(TM): Allamorph!

"AUGH....you're home early."

In second place, making use of the Japanese-ness of the subject matter: KeenHavoc!

"What the hell is a BIDET and why would it do THAT!"

And in the coveted first place, with one of those wonderful "you get it after a short delayed reaction" captions... inufluffy12!

The moral of the story: Never flush your goldfish down the toilet. It'll only come back mutated and out for revenge.

Job well done, job well done... and now, moving on...

This week we'll once again pull from the cornucopia that is Desbreko's Imageshack and go with a rather random screencap from Mahoraba ~Heartful Days~. Actually, if anyone feels like keeping score, he actually gave me this screencap at the tail end of the infamous "Rozen Maiden Month"... besides the point, though. The human in the picture is Yukio Haibara; the dog puppet is Johnny; the monster coming out of the TV is a monster coming out of the TV. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: in Britain, it's called "the loo".

Caption Battle: You Might Go Blind...

"It's that time again..."
"To discuss who played the best Joker?"
"To bleach our hair?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, calling it as it is: fallenangel8!

I could so easily make a fangirl joke but it speaks for itself.

In second place, with all of two words (well, one word, one onomatopoeia): sesshocalm!

*snort* Broomhead.

And in the coveted first place, daring to bite my intentional bait... Shinmaru!

Meryl: "DAMN IT BOSCH YOU WILL ATTEND OUR CONVENTION"

Nyeh heh heh... and now to this week...

So I'm cheating this week and just taking an old screencap from ye olde archives mine. Series is Golden Boy, character is Kintaro Oe. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: don't put your drink down and walk away... or you will be date-raped.

Caption Battle: You'll Laugh About This Later...

"It's that time again..."
"To wait for the podcast to get recorded later today?"
"To realize the podcast was already recorded yesterday?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, with out-of-context winning out: fallenangel8!

It makes sense if you listen to the podcast.

In second place, because China is always funny: waywardwarrior!

Dear diary,
At first, I was afraid. I was petrified... Then, the large, misshapen foot stepped on somebody else.
~China

And in the coveted first place, because ragging on China is always funny... KeenHavoc!

These 3 astronomical figures are the product of China's 2 greatest resources:
Cheap labor and uncopyrighted but familiar looking characters.

Booyah. This was an excellent week. Thank you, all. But let's move on, I'm already running too late as is...

This week's screenshot comes courtesy of our favourite Kimmeh (whose first name is not "Teh", you fools!), and features the series Trigun. Characters from left to right are: Milly Thompson, Meryl Stryfe, and Johnny Yong Bosch. Go for it!

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: if you're on certain types of BC pills, it's not abnormal to have a slightly irregular cycle.