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Caption Battle: Themed Month Banzai!

"It's that time again..."
"To watch Glee?"
"To find out what other things Nathan Fillion has been in?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, inverting the inherent horror of the image: fallenangel8!

Little did she know that the dolls would attack her in her sleep. RIP

In second place, because pants are always funny: ChibiSasuke!

They say you don't know what you have until it's gone.
That's what Keiichi thought about his pants.

And in the coveted first place with deliciously spot-on delivery among other things... EtherForce!

Did Keiichi Scream?
Rena squeezed his precious loins.
Keiichi screamed loud.

Fun times... I hope you'll all enjoyed that, though. 'Cause we turn sinister this October...

...yeah, that's right... I'm pulling another Themed Month on you guys! Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome To K-On! Month!

So this week's screencap come from none other than the Main Moe-Man himself, Desbreko (that's DES-BRE-KO). The girls are, from left to right: Yui Hirasawa, Tsumugi Kotobuki (in the back), Ritsu Tainaka, and Mio Akiyama. Enjoy:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: we don't get all our screencaps from Des' - he just happens to have more on file than you.

Caption Battle: Who Doesn't Love A Little... Never Mind...

"It's that time again..."
"To wipe out Hannover?"
"To replay that part where you have to sneak past the convicts all the way up to Harley Quinn without being seen?"
"No... it's time for this week's captions battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, with some serious snap to his one-liner: mariomario!

Where the strong rule, the weak are used as barbells.

In second place, with a well done, poetic "long caption(TM)": MrPhoenix!

At first when he saw the locals capture and carry off a group of girls to the nearby volcano, Eclipse thought about interfering for the sake of justice. When he learned they were in fact fan girls, he dismounted and kissed the ground, knowing then and there he had reached Shangri-La.

And he lived happily ever after.

And in the coveted first place, because we love Des'... Ace!

Obscure TheOtaku.com fact #388:

Desbreko is actually the collective name of a little-known tribe of loli obsessionists.

We love you Des'! Also, this was an excellent, excellent week. Good thing we pulled that other screeny, eh? Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi, and features the series Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni. "The dolls are, left to right Mion, Keiichi, Satako and Rika. The abuser is Rena." Have at it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: theOtaku.com and the caption battle are not against themed months - you have been forewarned.

Caption Battle: Carried Away.

Ohhh snap, look what's back!!!

Let's get this moving along... last month's winners...

In third place, playing on expressions and being the first to the idea: Nehszriah (who as you'll recall is a girl)!

This wasn't exactly what Tamaki had in mind when he suggested to Haruhi that they "play doctor."

In second place, with a really good line: mariomario (who as you'll recall is a guy)!

Wearing a lab coat makes you a doctor just as much as having a beard makes you Jesus.

And in the coveted first place, with a joke I probably enjoy considering the reason I missed the last couple weeks... BloodRedArab!

Tamaki: Dr., Dr., give me the news, I got a... A bad case of loving you!
Haruhi: ...No... Actually it's Swine Flu.

Thanks for being so patient, guys.

So this week's screencap comes courtesy of Desbreko and features good ol' Fushigiboshi no Futago Hime. Eclipse is the one in the foreground, the girls being carried off, left to right, are Fine, Altezza, and Rein. Now have fun, kids:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: H1N1 is only funny until a baby you know dies from it.

Caption Battle: Diagnosis, Idiot...

"It's that time again..."
"To consider that not all batteries are the same?"
"To accept that there's room for a hundred more people?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place: ChibiSasuke!

This is one of those secret, ancient egyptian murals, isn't it?

In second place: Ichigoslilsista!

Sakura needs her daily intake of frogs NOW!!!

And in the coveted first place, with a rare "long caption" win... Sakaki Sakura!

What happened here is quite obvious:

Sakura and Naruto were having a wonderful day, watching a little orange frog in a cape hop by, when Sakura casually looked up and saw... A GIGANTIC FLYING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!

What else could it possibly be?

Cheers. Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi, and features the series Ouran High School Host Club. The fake boy on the right is Haruhi Fujioka; the real boy on the left is Vic Mignogna. Have fun, now:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: your body works the way it does for a reason, so let the gas pass!

Caption Battle: Frogz - Freaked Good Inc...

"It's that time again..."
"To figure out which Kirsten Dunst movie is on TV?"
"To try to remember the name of Tom Hanks' son?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, with the obvious explanation: SojiRem!

We all know secretly the other two are on their knees.

In second place, with the three word winner: xfishyx!

God bless steroids.

And in the coveted first place with a very all-encompassing kinda line (and now on a very hot Calaya-esque streak)... red.alchemist!

...they really kind of screwed up the character designs in the new season, didn't they?

Good week. Well done, guys. Moving on...

This week we'll go with a screencap courtesy of cheetahgirlz9 and features that underground fan favourite Naruto. You should really know all this, but... blonde hair belongs to Naruto, pink hair belongs to Sakura, and no hair belongs to the frog. Whose name is Gamakichi. Have fun:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: if cosplay doesn't hurt, it means you're doing it wrong.