Dear Diary,

Okay, what's worse? Being stuck in a place you don't like or being chased by your worst enemy? I'd say both are just pretty bad. Currently I am in the process of tricking a bunch of idiots and dunderheads out of their misery. It's not my fault they are so easy to trick in the first place. And they call themselves guards! HA! What's next, a chief who can't do his job?