The Nobody-Somebody-Everybody-and-Chuck-Norris-Paradox

LISTEN CAREFULLY
* 1)Nobody is stronger than Chuck Norris;
* 2)In a fight between Somebody and Nobody, Somebody MUST win
* 3)So Somebody can beat Chuck Norris
BUT
* 4)Everybody is killed By Chuck Norris
* 5)Everybody can kill Somebody
SO
* 6)Everybody can kill Somebody who can beat Chuck Norris
Conclusion:
* 7)Nobody CAN'T beat Chuck Norris because Nobody IS Chuck Norris. So Somebody and Everybody CAN'T beat Chuck Norris because Nobody is Chuck Norris.
Understand? Me neither.

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